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24 Sep 2023
Ballzack's chronicle's: The Hog Saga (pages 1-4)
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"Let have a conversation about something other than destruction spells."
Okay, Transmutation. Now you're both rocks.
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Sometimes I send my giant humunculi into the cities where people shoot at it and it screams loud as fuuuck
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I saw a Cyclops return from back out of those rooms with two eyes? What in the hells?
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I hired her to take care of the Cyclops, I never asked for her to parade the remains back into the tower...
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I forget I can fly sometimes, I'm going to the village now to terrorize them
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Does anyone know as to why the Storm Wizard is in a pissy mood?
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The screeching wraiths that shit fire balls are at it again, ruining my midmorning tea party plans >:^(
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I attempted to give the barbarians a chance at socializing with me, and the lot of them immediately recommended we go grab a drink of ale at "The Pissing Bitch".
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I concur with the Holy Wizard, cast out these artificial minds, and summon the willpower that lies within thee!
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You may find that casting "Rotten Potato Juice Volley" directly into thy detractors mouths will swiftly win thee thy argument or point
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We must call upon the Forest and the Ents to unleash the River upon the Uruk-Hai data centers that have corrupted the techno-wizards!
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For those of you who complain of pigeon droppings, be thankful you do not have Griffins nesting on your roof. Orc bones are heavy and not so easily digested...
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The Brendan's and Brandon's have been trying to absorb each other for centuries
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Okay, so that wasn't the healing spell, my bad man
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I fed 43 lemurs "Monster's Energy" and potions of Swiftness...
Most* of them fossilized against the stone walls of the entrance hall...
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The druids are up to something, and I'm here to support it
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I scared off a group of bandits, and one of them dropped this whilst he fled
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I would hold my pact with the moon as I always have and continue my studies of the arcane to better my skills in torching brigands and lightly harassing the natural order...
What job would you guys have if you lived in the middle ages?? I think I would be deputy manger of vertical integration for a small cathedral in the west of Flanders
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Any word from the trees on the best spots to mark new runes? The winds have been holding out on me recently...
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