Mother of Muppets, Abolitionist Vegan, Home Ed. Sci-Fi. Forest Garden
Joined March 2007
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Apr 29
I swear there's no personality test more telling than how people @ customer services on X
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Apr 29
When my 2 year old opens his eyes whilst napping then looks at me at registers I'm there and he smiles before going back to sleep?
That's the good stuff, right there.
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Apr 10
Received a targeted notification for baby formula by Amazon, triggered by my purchase of a baby monitor. Isn't this against UK advertising rules? @AmazonUK @ASA_UK @babymilkaction
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20 Jun 2025
Driving past a poster for 28 years later, I was suddenly worried 28DL was 28 years ago. It's not... It's 23, but the fact that was plausible makes me feel very old.
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7 Jul 2024
I love thrift/charity shops. I found this 1978
@ShopprsDrugMart
@PenguinRandomHouseCA Richard Scarry book in a
@scope
shop in England for 50p.
Saves waste, raises money, opens the door to things I wouldn't otherwise find and I get a kids book at pocket money price ❤️
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3 Jul 2024
Eldest has started calling the weird eclectic facts I mysteriously and animatedly throw into any chat as 'Mummy's conversation glitter' and I feel simultaneously both attacked and seen.
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2 Jul 2024
14 years of being pregnant, breastfeeding or both, and I'm still slightly offended my 9m old appears to be facing an existential dilemma over nursing v chewing a mini spatula.
He's settled on nursing and poking me with the spatula, but it's an uneasy truce betwixt boob & spatula
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2 Jun 2024
I have bought a ring style doorbell camera, what should I call it?
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Heimdall
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Chimedall
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22 May 2024
The 8m old baby wants to know if there's a way of being closer than sat on my lap nursing, with full eye contact, both my hands on him and both his hands on my face, because apparently that's not enough
#SeparationAnxiety
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22 May 2024
I keep hearing about the problems of disposable, fast fashion clothes.
Meanwhile, this morning I was LIVID to find a hole by waistband of the @marksandspencer pants I bought to fit under my pregnancy bump.... That baby is now 13.
#DIYlace #comfy #Multipackpants
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4 May 2024
Excellent work @marksandspencer in Aylesbury.
You managed to service the bathroom while I was stood in the queue, sending an invisible member of staff to do so while all the toilets were occupied.
Unless..... Perhaps someone just clicked done?!?
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4 May 2024
Perhaps they accessed the bathrooms via the fire door they have propped open opposite it?
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17 Apr 2024
Rando in Shop: Are they all yours? *Gestures at kids*
Me: Yes.
Rando: No school today?
Me: No.
R: No work for you today?
Me: No.
R: So how do you afford them?
Me: *raising voice* Sir, you can't buy children. Please leave me alone.
*Hasty walk away*
R: that not what I meant!!!!
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20 Mar 2024
I've been showing the older kids @DisneyDLV while baby naps on me and they have renamed star coins 'McDuck Bucks' and frankly I couldn't be more proud.
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17 Mar 2024
Me: Why does my 9yr old take literal 90 mins to get dressed? How is he so distractable?
Also me: Uses a baby wipe to clean the windowsill while brushing my teeth, briefly stopping to ask Google to add baby wipes to my shopping list.
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17 Mar 2024
Baby at 7am:
Let's get up y'all, I don't need more sleep
Baby 7-9am: General complaint noise and grabbing everything within 2 ft of me and him
Baby at 9am: glassy eyed staring while trying to nurse off to sleep
Hmm, perhaps we could have just stayed hugged up and dozing in bed?
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15 Mar 2024
Hey @holland_barrett
Is the sign the same in all your store's? ;)
#Aylesbury #apostrofiend
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