I am not Amelia Fluffybottom. My name is Miranda. I inherited the name, just as you will inherit it from me. - Miranda, 2017

Joined November 2010
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I can say this, without doubt. This is the best fried chicken I've ever eaten. I'm honestly shook.
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So Google thinks Paul Rudd looks like both Chris Evans and Tim Curry and I find that both hilarious and confusing.
In honor of my 8 year old boy, Steve, I'm going to post 8 of my favorite pictures of him, starting with this one. I had never seen him angry before. They unlocked a new Steve face that day.
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Speaking of interesting ways of resting his head, Steve is obsessed with looking incredibly uncomfortable while laying next to furniture. This seventh picture is of what he likes to do when we're all in the living room. Anything to be close to his people.
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And last, but absolutely not least, is our eighth picture of Steve. That face. That look. That handsome boy. Can you blame me for showing him off? Well, it's 8:30 so I better go get him a mint dental treat and get out of his living room so he can sleep even more. Hope you enjoyed
So @kurtisconner is over here bringing new meaning to the words Oh Canada.

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Congratulations on the Dragon Awards this year @UrsulaV
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This is how I feel about everything by Victoria Holt. I think I have at least one, if not more, copy of each of her books. There was something magical about being taken to India or Australia on a Victorian era adventure when you're 12.
thinking about books i loved as a kid... i was (and am) a total horse girl and fueled my love with the SADDLE CLUB and THOROUGHBRED book series to the point that i STILL think about them it's funny the impact books have on us and how long they linger in our lives
Meloetta got photobombed so hard you can't even see her. #PokemonGOFest2021
My dog is a searchable gif on Twitter. Someone posted it as a reaction and I recognized him and our old couch immediately. He's one of the top results for nervous dog, which is absolutely accurate. That's my Steve!

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Let's have a talk here. The Switch is a gameboy you can plug into your TV. That's what it's meant to be. It does more than any gameboy/ds before, but it's a handheld device. Please show me a Microsoft or Sony handheld 1/? forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2…

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To expect that it will be able to measure up to huge systems while in your hand. This expectation and demand is unrealistic. If you want nintendo to match it, be prepared for something significantly larger that starts at a comparable price to the newest systems from other 3/?
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Companies. You could argue all day that you want significantly better graphics but, unless you're willing to sacrifice size, price, and portability, your complaints are absolutely ridiculous. It is physically impossible to eat your cake and have it too. 4/4