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Lisa Herbert @MsLisaHerbert

Fan of dark grout with light tiles. There is a NSW reporter with the same name. I ain't her.

Joined March 2012
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Any tips on getting these little bastards off every inch of my clothes, gloves and cap?
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My dad is furious. โšฝ
ESPN FC
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NON-LEAGUE MACCLESFIELD HAVE KNOCKED OUT THE REIGNING FA CUP CHAMPIONS CRYSTAL PALACE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ THE MAGIC OF THE CUP ๐Ÿฟ
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Trying to watch the cricket from the bar of the Leyburn hotel... #obstructedview
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Best before September 2020. Hmmmm. Wadda ya reckon?
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The greatest radio I've ever heard came from Lawsy. Working in Charleville in the 90s, often on my own, on properties miles from town, Lawsy was a regular companion. If you need something, you called Lawsy. He connected rural Australia like no other. Vale Lawsy. #johnlaws
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One of my neighbour's seven chickens flees her small coop every day, scales the fence, and comes and hangs out in my yard. I've put her back ten times over five days so far. The neighbour hasn't engaged. At what point does she become my chicken?
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Stock Journal@stockjournal
30 Sep 2025
Swine of a crime: DNA tests confirm feral pigs in South East SA introduced from NSW. stockjournal.com.au/story/90โ€ฆ

Swine of a crime: DNA tests confirm feral pigs in SA introduced from NSW

DNA testing has confirmed feral pigs destroyed in the South East of SA have been illegally imported from...

stockjournal.com.au
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Hey people who know feral pigs. Am on my standard afternoon stroll and all of a sudden I could hear a pig grunting and growling pretty close to me in the scrub. It only started when I walked past it. Maybe 25 metres into the scrub at a guess? Was I in any danger? ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Pub dad jokes. ๐Ÿ˜
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Lisa Herbert retweeted
James Fowles@fowles_james
1 Jul 2025
Replying to @MsLisaHerbert
@MsLisaHerbert caught your ABC Toowoomba interview on the weekend. Your pitch is absolutely spot on in regards to death/dying. Good on you for tackling this difficult topic. #oneofthefewmaleslistenig
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Hi botanists, ecologists, and plant peeps. Is there a tree ID app that you recommend? Thank yoooo. #whattreeisthat #botany
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The youth of today. #Melbourne
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I put a greenhouse over my flame tree. ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ„๏ธ So far, so good.
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Oh my. @CPFC YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU HAVE MADE MY 91yo FATHER! Congratulations!! โšฝ๐ŸŽ‰
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More bad dad jokes at the pub.
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๐Ÿงน What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My Gov continues to be the shittest website on the planet. And the most frustrating. Agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Some particularly dodgy dad jokes from the pub.
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The Browne Dog@darryn_browne
25 Apr 2025
My family Anzac day yarn Thanks @MsLisaHerbert for writing about them thebottomdrawerbook.com.au/2โ€ฆ
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