2 months out from vaca explaining to anyone that will listen why I’m NOT doing hibachi at the lake.
1 month out: I am NOT DOING hibachi, no way, no how, not happening, hard NO.
2 weeks out: I mean it, I’m serious, I’m not making hibachi, forget it.
6 days out I find the entire world is descending upon the house in the first 3 days….
5 days out: ok fine I’ll do hibachi but I’m not doing the fried rice & only doing steak & shrimp, no chicken, this is final I mean it.
4 days out: they beg for fried rice & I fold like a cheap card table “fine I’ll do the fucking fried rice with the hibachi but I’m not happy about it”
My lack of backbone is astonishing. 🤦♀️
At least I held out on the chickens, still a few days out to lose that though so…..