Expert-level messy bitch. 💅 Middle aged fat lass. Proud LGBTQ ally. Internet mum to anyone who wants one. Writer, speaker, teacher, student.
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Midlife Youth Club. Ep 5 : Does appearance matter? youtu.be/ErKA0dnS_VE?si=yfGL… via @YouTube
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In our 3rd episode of twatting on in the Midlife Youth Club, my old pal Cameron and I ask 'Was life better before the internet?'
On Youtube, on Spotify and all the other podcast whatsits.
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What’s that? Episode 2’s come out?
Available on Youtube as well as aaaaaall your podcast places, y’know, Spotify n that.
Thanks for your support, pals. ❤️
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Midlife Youth Club.
All new podcast.
Out today. ❤️
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New post on Substack - What if stress was a choice?
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Oh, she's twatting on about boobs again.
I'm back biyatches. open.substack.com/pub/sarahs…
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“It's a really nuanced discussion… it can be quite scary for young people to just hear these statements like ‘we’re going to ban it’”
Youtuber Tom Simons (TommyInnit) says that young people should be consulted in any legislation around social media bans
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It was a surreal and wonderful experience to watch my lad be brilliant on BBC Question Time tonight. So proud of him.
Obvs we did a few daft pics too. LOVE Fiona Bruce, she was glorious, and the BBC team was so kind and welcoming. ❤️
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Wonderful time in London with my boy @tommyinnit at the premiere of ‘28 Years Later’.
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My boy’s a guest on BBC Question Time this week!
Go on lad!
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This week, join Question Time in Greenford, London
On the panel, Jack Thorne, Katharine Birbalsingh, TommyInnit, and more
Are you a young person or parent? Or do you have an opinion on education, AI, or social media?
Apply here now: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentor…
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I’m in Australia 🇦🇺
Made some new pals. ❤️
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When your drag queen friend gives you his favourite ‘show heels’ to cheer you up after your dad’s funeral. ❤️
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