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The henpecked husband got yelled at by his wife. So what does he do promptly?
He comes home and puts his mudi in a bowl and starts eating even though there are ants in the food.
The wife in meantime is fuming!
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XTeju retweeted
न काहू से दोस्ती न काहू से बैर
देख कबीरा निकल गयो सुबह सवेरे सैर
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XTeju retweeted
कबीरा बैठा रोय रहा टूटर लोड न होय
वायफ़ाय का पासवर्ड शेयर करे न कोय
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XTeju retweeted
Kabeera khada tuitter par bolat hai do bol
Na kaahu ko slytweet na kahu ko troll
Jun 14
if Sant Kabir Das were alive today, he'd be dropping absolute bangers on twitter every single day
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Jun 13
After a really long night of sleeping, she is tired and catching up on her sleep.
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Jun 12
why do people feel a need to argue with amit schandillia?
he has cracked the code to staying relevant at any cost and YOU keep him relevant you dumboes
block him and move on
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Jun 12
now stop trolling IIT Mandi over their courses in IKS. Only ancient indian knowledge systems can give us sketch artists who can look so acurately into the future
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This is Kuldeep, the serial killer arrested today in UP's Bareilly murder of at least 9 women. This is the sketch (left) released by the police a day ahead of his arrest. It matches with the actual picture to the point that the sketch artist has got even the crease and shadow on his shirt right.
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Jun 12
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Trying plastic mulch at our farm for the first time. We had never done that before and we wanted to try it as a weed control method. We don't use chemicals for weeding or anything else at our organic farm.
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Jun 12
Is this how you turn your purple yams Orange
Jun 12
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Trying plastic mulch at our farm for the first time. We had never done that before and we wanted to try it as a weed control method. We don't use chemicals for weeding or anything else at our organic farm.
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Jun 10
Both Marathi.
कुठे नेऊन ठेवला हा महाराष्ट्र माझा! 😭😭
Jun 10
Can’t figure out who’s more pathetic: Shilpa Shinde or Pranit More.
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Jun 10
Ok, to be honest - I think Pranit More is more in the wrong than that guy.
That guy lost his job, will have a tough time getting a new one.
What about More? And More could have used the stage to be a better person but no.
Jun 10
why are there no FIRs or nation wide outrage against pranit more, i mean he was enabling that guy the entire time, how can he get away with a simple apology
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Jun 10
Just you wait, he will.
He will somehow make Gandhi's responsible for this.
Jun 9
Has @Ram_Guha written criticizing the RO"s act of rejecting RS nomination of Minakshi Natrajan and lambasted on Narendra Modi for subverting democracy? Or he cjustified it by writing another piece in newspaper blaming Rahul Gandhi that he lacks curriculum vitae.
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Jun 9
My boy is like a henpicked husband.
Ofcourse he gets yelled at because he refuses to share his food!
That tiny guy in front of the floofy tailed guy is domineering wife and yells at him constantly.
Also this wife literally has more balls than the FloofyBoy
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Jun 9
Look at the snarl on Wife-boy's face because I took the FloofyBoy in.
Their arguments were driving everyone insane
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Jun 9
The first thing FloofyBoy does when he is taken into the house is taken a seriously huge dump in the girls' litterbox and now the whole room is stinking to the moon and back
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Jun 8
🤣🤣
An “AI boomerang” trend is emerging, where 32% of CEOs who fired employees due to AI are rehiring according to Robert Half
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Jun 8
We live and we learn!
Today's lesson - if there is food remaining in your bowl but you are sleepy, place your ass in the bowl. That way no one can steal your food!
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