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13 Oct 2022
Thought it was a joke but Donald Trump really is trying to shift his Trump Organization assets into a new company called Trump Organization II. Letitia James will put a stop to it as soon as she finishes laughing.
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6 Oct 2022
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… 🐻🏳️🌈
2 Oct 2021
I kept hearing about Fat Bear Week and thought it was a celebration of body positivity within a gay subculture. It turns out it is about actual bears! Either way, I am here for it. 🐻🏳️🌈
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22 Sep 2022
Stephen Colbert says Mar-A-Lago is valued at $75 million.
But according to Letitia James, Velveeta Voldemort claimed it was worth $739 million
"Well of course it's worth less now, the FBI took away all the most resellable documents."
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22 Sep 2022
My @BeachTooSandy pin came in just in time for my DC vacation. It's good to represent, and issue a warning at the same time.
22 Sep 2022
I have packed for a week in Washington DC like it is the dark side of the moon, and there are no stores anywhere, but there is much internet.
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😷WEAR A MASK!😷 retweeted
21 Sep 2022
reading books is not enough, I need a Jack Russell terrier in full costume to act them out
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22 Sep 2022
A step in the right direction?
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21 Sep 2022
I need someone to create a med that hunts down anxiety in my body, and evicts it. Just gives it the boot.
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13 Sep 2022
By 30s you should have stopped romanticising love and relationships, get rid of all idealistic ideas about life, abandon reason for madness, becomes frustrated about the world, be annoyed with people and go through not just midlife crisis but also an existential crisis.
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13 Sep 2022
Whew, @Meta ....if y'all are going to block someone's account, you need to actually people a department. I made a historical observation today, and got blocked because mentioning the badly styled German who started WW2 is hate speech. Every time I get blocked, it's over context.
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8 Feb 2022
News from @Dollywood : "Dollywood Parks & Resorts today announced it will cover 100% of tuition, fees and books for any employee who chooses to pursue further education." Program to launch 2/24 for all seasonal, PT, FT employees, & they can enroll day 1 of their employment.
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9 Feb 2022
Lort....I will give somebody five whole dollars to run for county mayor. I need a third option.
4 Feb 2022
For the first time in my life, I accidentally wore the right color on the right day, and included my anatomical heart necklace. Since I won today, we can all go home early.
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31 Jan 2022
Having two Wamps on the upcoming ballot is really making me want to take action....like moving to France.
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19 Jan 2022
Has anyone else made it to their 30s without ever having an official budget, just checking your bank account a lot vibes?
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