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Jan 26
I wonder what they’ll call this current rendition of the civil war in future books. I wonder if they’ll write about the people consciously knowing (or not) in this moment right now?
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11 Feb 2024
Toxic Take: every time I go hiking I actively identify someone who is starting at the same time as me and “race” them to challenge myself 😐 competitive much?
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21 Jul 2023
5 months in and I’m still tripping there’s a little alien growing inside me. 😳
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10 Jul 2023
“You gotta speak what your seek until you see what you said, because if you can see it in your mind, you can hold it in your hand.” ✨
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17 Jun 2023
Brought my niece and nephew to the park. Overheard what appeared to be maybe a 10yo ask what seemed to be like a 5 yo “you know who we are? We’re YouTubers!” 😳🤦🏽♀️
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14 Jun 2023
Creating life is terrifying as sh!t. No one warns you for all the random flukes that are possible. Lord give me strength while I bake. 🧘🏽♀️
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7 Jun 2023
I just love how my Mexican mother tries to hit me with the guilt trip by ending with, “si te toca dios” GTFOH lady! I rebuke your guilt trip! Take that! 😝
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2 Jun 2023
Permanent decisions with temporary people. Discernment, people!
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11 May 2023
Long Live Party Rock Merch is now available! Hit the PartyRock site! @Redfoo
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24 Apr 2023
Did I even leave the house if I don’t lose something? SMH why am I like this? 😒 just lost my second Yeti after proclaiming to myself I wouldn’t let it leave my hand.
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14 Apr 2023
Anybody else trippin out on this week’s episode of Snowfall? 🫣 I knew mama saint was about to loose her shit just didn’t know it was going to end like that! 🤯
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23 Mar 2023
Can someone @Twitter tell me why I see so many tweets from handles I don’t follow? It’s not even tweets that people I follow have responded to or retweeted, I’m just seeing rando tweets. Very annoying.
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16 Mar 2023
Just opted in for plans this Saturday night and I’m already tired thinking about being out. What have I become?!
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25 Feb 2023
My dogs, like my husband, are not impressed when my dance moves randomly make an appearance… I rarely do it and they have 0 interest. Man I use to make rent with these moves! 🤨🤣
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28 Jan 2023
There’s always a vibe I feel come back when crusin through Hollywood. #Euphoria ✨
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25 Jan 2023
💀 My life partner ladies and gentlemen. 😂
24 Jan 2023
Pray for me.
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24 Jan 2023
I’m not being nice today. I’m on demon time. Happy Tuesday. 👹
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