For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
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Muaddibbs retweeted
11 Oct 2022
If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok
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Muaddibbs retweeted
2 Oct 2022
'The Problem With American Christianity Isn't Jesus'
johnpavlovitz.com/2020/07/19…
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Muaddibbs retweeted
29 Sep 2022
No one does cruelty the way Republican professed Christians do cruelty.
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Muaddibbs retweeted
29 Sep 2022
Coolio was one of the celebrity guests on a cooking show I worked on some years ago. We shot in NYC & he was my assignment. We had early call times and per Coolio I was to let myself into his suite every day and wake him up. I would let myself in and sit on the couch and..
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Muaddibbs retweeted
24 Jun 2022
fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.
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15 Sep 2021
This. All of this.
14 Sep 2021
Watch this and spread it FAR AND WIDE thank you.
12 Aug 2021
This type of stuff is the reason I keep Twitter around….
11 Aug 2021
of all the tweets I'd hope to get a @pattonoswalt response never in a million years would I think THIS WOULD DO IT
Muaddibbs retweeted
4 Jun 2021
(please ignore the part where I make a move on my sister)😚😳
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Muaddibbs retweeted
20 May 2021
Hell yes @RepTimRyan
19 May 2021
.@RepTimRyan has had it with Republican opposition to a January 6th commission: “We need two political parties in this country that are both living in reality, and you ain’t one of them.”
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Muaddibbs retweeted
4 May 2021
Sexual Chocolate
3 May 2021
What is your favorite fake band of all time?
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Muaddibbs retweeted
3 May 2021
To be clear, cities like St. Pete, Tampa, Orlando, Miami and Miami Beach, saved Florida and the governor's behind throughout this pandemic. Can you imagine if each city had been led by Ron DeSantis? How many lives would have been lost? What would our economy look like today?
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16 Apr 2021
Apparently I needed this as well.
14 Apr 2021
wow i needed this today.
Muaddibbs retweeted
8 Mar 2021
Our daily update is published. States reported 1.2 million tests, 41k cases, 40,212 hospitalized COVID-19 patients, and 839 deaths. This is our final day of data collection after a very long year.
ALT 4 bar charts showing key COVID-19 metrics for the US over time. Today, states reported 1.2M tests, 41k cases, 40,212 currently hospitalized, and 839 deaths.
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28 Feb 2021
This shit never gets old....
27 Feb 2021
Are you fucking kidding me
Muaddibbs retweeted
10 Feb 2021
If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won't be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.
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17 Jan 2021
Long, but worth it.
16 Jan 2021
For Republicans and Trump followers. Please watch this video. And wait for the end. instagram.com/tv/CKE44CxAIoQ…
16 Jan 2021
Im impressed that Mr. Dale could narrow it to just 15. Getting to 150 wouldve been tough!
16 Jan 2021
It was hard, but I’ve picked the 15 most notable lies of Donald Trump’s staggeringly dishonest presidency: cnn.com/2021/01/16/politics/…
10 Jan 2021
An impressive statement from someone with a deep love of the United States. A nice change of pace from the Republicans in Congress and the administration.
10 Jan 2021
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.