The only One Direction I know is Jesus.
Joined August 2013
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25 Apr 2014
Cheer up, Emo Teen. Even Jesus cried. Cried out to God! Find some "New Found Glory" in His Word today. We are made "Brand New" through Him!
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12 May 2019
Little guy, why not peek down a beautiful, mountainous landscape instead of your busty teacher's blouse?
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9 May 2019
Lemme break it down for ya like this, young homie... If you feel like your body needs a "release", drop a huge load of inspiring Bible verses on a discouraged friend. Ahh! Feels so good!
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16 May 2018
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10 May 2018
When you finally get off the computer, stop looking at manga melons and realize that there's a real, beautiful world that God created for you.
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20 Apr 2018
Devoted
Admirable
New believers
Keeping
Notes and
Understanding
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Salvation
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20 Apr 2018
The only "good loud" I'm looking forward to are the screams of the wicked on the day of God's wrath...
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20 Apr 2018
Ayy pot puffahz check this joint out, why don't we "weed" out some unwholesome peers from our lives? It's time to put down that "Good Kush", and pick up the Good Book!
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24 Dec 2017
This Christmas, let's eat a nice, homecooked meal instead of our partner's a$$, aight?
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7 Dec 2017
Reminder fellas, a Biblical Journey is the greatest "BJ" imaginable! 🍆💦💦💦
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27 Nov 2017
Animeates, this afternoon let's check out Thessalonians instead of another pair of 'toon t*ts, k?
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20 Nov 2017
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12 Nov 2017
No Jackin’ January
No Fap February
No Masturbating March
No Autoerotic Asphyxiation April
No Mashin’ It May
No Janein’ It June
No Jammin’ the Jewels July
No Non-Abstinence August
No Slammin’ the Sack September
No Onanism October
No Nut November
No Diddling December
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11 Nov 2017
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10 Nov 2017
Fellas, tonight let's use that finger to open up a Bible verse instead of your girlfriend's unclean stench-hole, how about it?
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6 Nov 2017
when you’re a virgin & you wait to have sex on your wedding night
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31 Oct 2017
🔥👿🔥CAN'T🔥👿🔥SPELL🔥👿🔥HALLOWEEN🔥👿🔥WITHOUT🔥👿🔥HELL🔥👿🔥
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31 Oct 2017
Teens, this Halloween give your friends and family a real thrill by dressing like an actual God-fearing, wholesome Christian for a change...
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31 Oct 2017
Not too surprising to discover that "Boo 2! A Madea Halloween" is an occult-charged, demon-driven, desperate horror "comedy"... Scary indeed
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