No longer here. Find me on the other platforms as @Mummy_Barrow
Joined January 2009
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29 Jun 2019
Dear men without t-shirts on
Listen, we get it. It’s hot. But if I have to do this heat AND suffer hourly menopausal hot flushes whilst simultaneously having to wear a bra and top you can wear a fucking cotton T shirt when you’re out shopping.
Lots of love
Me
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9 Sep 2024
Please give a big welcome to my #SBS Twitter winner for this week…
@BlingIngShop
Welcome with a RT !
My remaining winners are over on my Instagram so check it out:
nurture_sounds
squillbees
giftywoo
honeyandbiscuitboutique
ninadhome
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T at Mummy Barrow retweeted
2 Sep 2024
📣GIVEAWAY! 📣 Out JANUARY 2025: Your new thriller obsession!
#TheCleaner 🧽 by Mary Watson will have you wrong-footed & guessing on the turn of each sinewy page. A sneak peek of the proof layouts...👀
10 proofs to share! RT & follow by end 6/9/24 for a chance to grab one!
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7 Aug 2024
I kept my account here, stayed logged in, and checked it maybe once a week, because I also ran client accounts. I'm not doing any of that anymore. I'm logging out for the last time. I've been here almost since the beginning but not anymore. It's now a cesspit and I'm done
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23 Jul 2024
Did I just book tickets for @almurray next March within three minutes of the email newsletter from the venue landing in my inbox? Are they on the front row? Did I add on meet and greet as well? That would be a yes yes and bloody hell yes again.
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16 Jul 2024
Is this her "if I use this phrase I've been kidnapped" sign? Because why on earth would you say that otherwise.
Great to be at @RNC in Milwaukee seeing President Trump get nominated.
The leadership the West needs.
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15 Jul 2024
As a nation aren't we suffering enough right now, without Yorkshire Tea doing this to their tea range. Just keep giving us a decent brew and stop fannying about with the biscuit nonsense.
15 Jul 2024
Biscuit Brew has a new best friend!
FAQs
🍪 It's real
🍪 It tastes like biscuits, but NEW and DIFFERENT biscuits
🍪 It’s in @Morrisons now, @Asda imminently and other shops later this year
🍪 Regular (malty) Biscuit Brew isn't being cancelled, it’s too powerful to destroy
ALT A box of Yorkshire Tea Caramelised Biscuit Brew, sat on a wall.
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1 Jun 2024
Anybody else trying to play #the1percentclub on the app and getting questions different from the TV?
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23 Apr 2024
Hey @yoursclothing I gave you my email address so you could mail me when one thing came back into stock. I didnt sign up to being bombarded on a daily basis about a load of other stuff. Now unsubscribed and will look for that coat elsewhere.
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12 Apr 2024
Is anyone else on Lyrak yet?
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8 Mar 2024
Oh dear. What was Prue Leith about to say then on the One Show and stopped herself?! That silence wasn’t awkward at all. No not all.
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6 Mar 2024
The replies to this are why I miss Twitter
Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.
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5 Mar 2024
First time I have used Twitter (it will always be Twitter) in months is to find out if Instagram and Facebook are down for everyone else. Now I have seen they are I am leaving again. See you in another six months
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18 Feb 2024
Very few people know it because it’s a lie. It’s false information and you’re a lunatic.
Hormonal birth control makes you fat, doubles risk of depression & triples risk of suicide.
This is the clear scientific consensus, but very few people seem to know it.
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T at Mummy Barrow retweeted
3 Feb 2024
Ok…. It’s Saturday night, we are still going after 14 hours WITH A COMBINED AGE OF OVER 200!!!!!!
Wow
Epic day/night
@MissusWebb @MummyBarrow
What a fucking day
And it’s only day 1 of 2
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17 Jan 2024
If anybody would like two tickets for @watsoncomedian at the @kentontheatre tomorrow evening please let me know. A funeral means we can longer attend
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26 Dec 2023
Hey @premierinn Why do you make it so you need the reservation number to cancel a room? I dont have access to the confirmation email with the number and when I call I get "press 2 to cancel a room" and then I get "you cant cancel over the phone". Beyond frustrating.
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6 Nov 2023
Have finally changed my profile to say I’m no longer on this platform. Not quite ready to hit delete completely but I’m no longer logged in.
I joined Twitter in early 2009 and never thought I’d see the day I’d leave. It all started here but it’s time to shut the door
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8 Oct 2023
I forget my husband wears hearing aids until @absoluteradio just played November Rain and I put it on full volume in the car. He just quietly took them out and let me play air guitar on the M25. Top top chooooon
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6 Oct 2023
Are you even qualified to drive if you don't shout "YOU'RE WELCOME" when this happens?
6 Oct 2023
The road is only wide enough for one car, so you’ve instructed the oncoming car to come through even though it’s technically your right of way. They’ve accepted your courteousness and here they come, driving towards you. Any second now they’ll give you a little wave. Or maybe they’ll just lift a finger from the steering wheel. Perhaps they’ll give you a full palm, or a simple nod, or the most confident show of appreciation: a quick flash of the lights. It doesn’t really matter, as long as they do something. They’re leaving it a bit last minute, aren’t they? At this rate they’ll be past you before they’ve even… NOTHING!!! THEY DID NOTHING!!! Didn’t even look at you! Just stared straight ahead! The audacity. Well, that’s the day ruined.
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