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Joined April 2016
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4 May 2016
Warning:
Joining Twitter increases your risk of getting an STD - Socially Transmitted Delusions
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12 Aug 2025
We're sorry. The Void is currently undergoing routine repairs. Please scream again later
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5 Aug 2025
If a woman puts her hair in a bun you're either in for long night of passion or getting your ass kicked
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10 Aug 2025
I have 6 big bottles of Siracha and nothing else, hell yeah I’m a prepper
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8 Aug 2025
telling him my favorite anime is the Simpsons
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7 Aug 2025
bitch i know you feel me tryna manifest you
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7 Aug 2025
Silent car rides, or as I call them “Psychosis Cruises”
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7 Aug 2025
my boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI
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7 Aug 2025
Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence
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7 Aug 2025
if bagels can have everything so can i
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6 Aug 2019
The most ironic thing I own is a “Welcome” mat.
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7 Aug 2025
Prithee, wouldst thou likest to hornswoggle in this boondoggle?
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7 Aug 2025
I would have never even tried to rob that lady if I knew she was so fast in that wheelchair.
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6 Aug 2025
This might surprise you guys but for 11 months in 1994 I was considered the fourth member of Hanson
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4 Jul 2024
Where do the ghosts of dinosaurs roam...
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6 Aug 2025
Never underestimate the power of positive persuasion *grabs hammer*
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26 Jul 2025
If my name were Hannah, I’d go by Nah.
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5 Aug 2025
Saying “well that’s one way to look at it” every time my doctor stops talking
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6 Aug 2025
I would love to be cool and chill but the anxious little goblin in my brain won’t let me
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