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22 Apr 2025
LA Kings have clearly scouted Skinner extensively and found out that his weakness is shots on goal
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12 Nov 2024
I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
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13 Nov 2024
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16 Oct 2024
“They run the bases like drunks”
John Sterling is still the best
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7 Oct 2024
Having the mindset to rob a home run in the playoffs and instead of throwing it back in and smiling, you stand there and mock the fans while your opponent aimlessly rounds the bases is ALL TIME by Profar
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Murf retweeted
14 Oct 2023
Remove all heroes and just leave Reinhardt. Also, make all game modes 1v1s and rename the game to reinwatch
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4 Aug 2023
Wings used to be a poor man’s food. A working man’s delight. A cheap lunch expense on a Wing Wednesday at $.25 a piece. Now they’re over $15 for just 10 in a lot of places. We have lost our way in this country. Lost what made us a beacon of light in the world.
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27 Jul 2023
The European mind can’t comprehend this.
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16 Apr 2023
Fans when they can’t watch a batter take off his gloves walk around swing the bat then raise their hand for a timeout then stare down the 1st base line then step into the box every single pitch
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Murf retweeted
1 Mar 2023
One of my 13u pitchers collapsed on the mound last weekend after overdosing on ibuprofen. Needed him to pitch back to back games and didn’t realize seven ibuprofen’s doesn’t mean 7 shutout innings. You live and you learn. #BeElite
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Murf retweeted
23 Jan 2023
🚨URGENT — my cousin Nestor, 28, was mandated to take Moderna's COVID-19 vaccine. 3 days later, he cannot control his body movements. Still think it's harmless?
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24 Dec 2022
let’s decide which pokémon game is the best once and for all
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28 Nov 2022
Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good.
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