Joined March 2009
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Gotta love @EE 's "speed guarantee". "If you catch us out for mis-selling your broadband by lying about the speeds you can expect, we'll let you fuck off somewhere else & we won't even charge you a penalty." So generous! How about a 100% refund? Put your money where your mouth is
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˗ˏˋ ​​MЦŔŔДΎ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ˎˊ˗ retweeted
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Pisspoor service from @EE broadband. Reported a fault 7 WEEKS AGO, still having daily outages. Sick of hearing their pathetic bot telling me they've restarted my router and everything will be fine now. Engineer becoming like a family friend I see him so often. No fix in sight.
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After tweeting re. crap service from @GreenFlagUK their Customer "service" team contacted me 5 TIMES doing nothing but ask for security info. Then they told me that "due to too many personal details volunteered" they want me to call them. Bad to worse! What a terrible company
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Hey @EE, if you have an irritating pop-up that appears repeatedly, that can only be dismissed by clicking yes/no, but it's quicker to click yes than no, you're going to get an inaccurate picture of how much people like your app #uxdesign
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DON'T BUY COVER FROM @GreenFlagUK!! Paid them for years, wife broke down, deep in the small print they don't cover cars over 16yo! Taken our money, left her stranded. Both @TheRAC_UK and @TheAA_UK happy to arrange cover even tho' she's already broken down. Green Flag suck!
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DON'T BUY BREAKDOWN COVER FROM @GreenFlagUK !! Paid them for years, wife's broken down only to find an exclusion for cars over 16yo buried in the Ts&Cs. Taken our money & left her stranded. RAC @TheRAC_UK happy to sell a new policy even though breakdown has already happened.
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Taking "A Brief History of Now" by @realjahwobble out for the first spin. Excellent album, refreshingly different yet reassuringly familiar.
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Extraordinarily brilliant 2½ hour set from @realjahwobble & the Invaders of the Heart at the @redbrickglaston Redbrick Building in Glastonbury tonight. Such a talented bunch of musicians, not taking themselves too seriously whilst delivering awesome RSJ-shaking jazz-infused dub.
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Wow! Blown away by @VodafoneUK's amazing download speed guarantee! It says, "We don't guarantee anything, and if the service is so shit you can't use it, we'll make you wait for a month while we try to fix it, and if we can't, you can fuck off and we won't even charge you". 🤮🤮
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This is not a guarantee!
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Special shout-out to the Dev team @EE - you've turned a lightning fast, user-friendly, good-looking app into a slow, clunky, cumbersome piece of crap that's hard to navigate & horrible to look at. It's a reverse upgrade - the new app should've been the old one, and vice versa. 🤮
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˗ˏˋ ​​MЦŔŔДΎ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ˎˊ˗ retweeted
This lady spoke more ‘truth to power’ in 90 seconds than all of the self-aggrandising prats in legacy media have in over two years. Starmer couldn’t even maintain eye contact. An utterly contemptuous and contemptible toad.

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Replying to @Mixturify
@Mixturify - How can I contact you for support? Inkodo is a great product, but every so often it throws a massive smear of ink across the page and crashes the entire tablet. There is no support option & the support button on your webpage doesn't work. How do I contact you please?
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@Mixturify #Inkodo produces some very pretty designs as it wrecks my workflow, crashing my SurfacePro again and again. Any support available?
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@Mixturify - 5 mins after restarting, #Inkdodo has done it again. Tech support?
Can I smell a privatisation coming? This is the usual Tory MO, isn't it? Starve a service of cash until it falls apart, then flog it off cheap to mates and donors.
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🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨
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Finally abandoning @Ocado after 16 years. Everything's out of stock, the M&S range is lame, too many decent products discontinued, no more price matching (ie higher prices), too few delivery slots, "bait & switch" tactics with offers, website keeps crashing. It's all over. 👎🏻
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˗ˏˋ ​​MЦŔŔДΎ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ˎˊ˗ retweeted
The Brexiteers lied. The reality check: Trading is much harder outside of the 🇪🇺 single market !
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Fuck the Tories. Fuck Labour. Fuck the entire neoliberal establishment, playing their games while people starve and die. Fuck a minimum wage that you can’t live off. Fuck croneyism. Fuck the political decision that is homelessness. Fuck illegal wars. Fuck sanctioned wars.
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