Reformed optimist. I write about tech, brains and why I’m hopefully wrong about everything. Currently building Heumans.com
Joined March 2009
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Murray Galbraith retweeted
1 Mar 2025
FT | THE SUBWAY #YOUNGSOCCEROOS ARE CHAMPIONS OF ASIA FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER WINNING THE SHOOTOUT!!! 🏆💚💛
STEVEN HALL WITH THE CLUTCH SAVE 🧤
⚽️ Agosti 24’
#AFCU20 #AUSvKSA
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10 Nov 2024
“Everything faded into mist. The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth".
- George Orwell, 1984
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6 Oct 2024
I’m 90% sure Sunia Turuva spat on Jahrome Hughes after he scored the Panthers first try.
I really, really hope I’m wrong, so if anyone can find footage of the 15 secs post try #2, please let me know.
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31 Jul 2024
Opens Twitter after several months.
Reads first post.
Deletes Twitter.
29 Jul 2024
Andrew Tate's old Twitter account is a masterclass in what NOT to write on the internet.
A thread. 🧵 1/
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27 Apr 2024
Anyone got advice for a kid who just got caught vaping?
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Murray Galbraith retweeted
26 Mar 2024
Happy “Remember Myriad?” day for all who celebrate
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3 Mar 2024
So apparently X would like me to celebrate joining Twitter 15 years ago. Yay? Nah, not yay.
For so long, this felt like a place that really mattered, but now it feels impersonal and heavy, like scrolling through the streets of LA in Bladerunner.
Or is it just me?
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28 Feb 2024
Breaking: Apple tried to announce their next event 3 weeks ago. They're just waiting for Siri...
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Murray Galbraith retweeted
27 Feb 2024
12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history
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26 Feb 2024
The polarisation of everything, brilliantly illustrated by @jimmykimmel youtu.be/FAFbOK01uE4?si=xfm9… (fast forward to 6:53)
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12 Feb 2024
Neither team playing their natural game.
2x champs showing uncharacteristic nerves, making mistake after mistake.
It’s almost as if placing an undue amount of hype on one persons new relationship with a pop star could be interpreted as a net negative for society. Who knew!?
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Murray Galbraith retweeted
14 Jan 2024
Queen Mary of Denmark: the only crowned head of Europe to have appeared in a TV ad for the Victorian railways, 1998
mamamia.com.au/princess-mary…
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29 Dec 2023
20-30 times per day during the #BoxingDayTest:
“Get your heart tested here or at one of 300 @PricelineAU stores around Australia”
Just rocked up to a Priceline store in a very large shopping centre.
“No, we don’t have anything like that”.
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29 Dec 2023
Needless to say, they did but I had to find it myself.
So as a longtime fan of Warnie, beer & Hawaiian pizzas, I lined up & took the test.
Machine: “Thank you, your results have been sent to the printer. Just ask the pharmacist”
Pharmacist: “Huh!? Nah we don’t do that here”
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14 Dec 2023
Twitter is a ghost town these days, but just in case you can see past the AI generated threads selling courses on how to generate AI threads... Here's a 5 minute car ad that made me cry like a lost toddler.
youtube.com/watch?v=xnZGEUA4…
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30 Nov 2023
Every single Australian needs to see and understand this. I don't say that lightly
youtube.com/watch?v=N3WTlyuh…
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