Bringing integrity to classical music news... jk! More like if you were a flavour of ice cream what Beethoven would you Van?? Toronto am I right? k byee.

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OMGscrutiny -was at the @TorontoSymphony and all I could think about was making a list of what types of ice cream the musicians like #boring
I am calling for a complete and total ban on violists coming in early until we can figure out what the hell is going on #makemusicgreatagain
Omg Arabella at the COC. My review: #sobasic All I learned is I’d better settle my gambling debts or else I might fall in love #ew! K byeee
Omg H’ween is like the wrst thing evr cause all that terrible music comes out the woodwork. Monster mash? More like mash my face in. K byeee
Omg opera is just a bunch of people getting stabbed and instead of bleeding they sing. K byeee. #hundoPoverit #boring #operasucks