Cubicle Monkey err prisoner of home office by day, no longer worst bad news person by nite. Baseball fan. I want my daddy's records back!

Joined June 2009
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Gee, that didn’t take long.
Crowd booing video presentation of Guardians at Progressive Field. #Indians
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Elon, with his money, created trillions in value. Politicians, with your money, created trillions in debt.
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The UFC just released an AI promo for the White House event featuring Theodore Roosevelt
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As the White House hosts a UFC event on June 14, we’re reminded that Theodore Roosevelt brought his own fighting spirit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Theodore Roosevelt often boxed and wrestled inside the White House, once suffering a permanent eye injury during a sparring match. He carried that same toughness into conservation, as he fought to preserve federal lands for the benefit and use of all Americans.
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THIS!!!!
bro immigrated from Mexico and took a $28/hr contract welding job in 2015. didn't even know what SpaceX was. they gave him $10,000 in stock and let him buy more through payroll deductions. that stake is now worth $880,000. and he's one of 4,400 employees who became millionaires on Friday. welders. technicians. cafeteria staff.
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bro immigrated from Mexico and took a $28/hr contract welding job in 2015. didn't even know what SpaceX was. they gave him $10,000 in stock and let him buy more through payroll deductions. that stake is now worth $880,000. and he's one of 4,400 employees who became millionaires on Friday. welders. technicians. cafeteria staff.
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Cow Abducting a UFO by artist Fer Martinez
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Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋
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Mike Breen tells an incredible Story how Bill Walton gave Mikes father the best three days of his remaining years
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Balls are flying out of Foley Field.
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don’t make us take this down, bro
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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🚨 NEW: Fox’s @BritHume CALLS OUT fired CBS host Scott Pelley: “I’ve worked in this TV news business for more than half a century and I’ve worked for many different bosses, many I liked and admired, and a few I did not. But I’ve always found a way to work with every one of them as best I could.” “I never thought myself as some great guardian of journalistic integrity who wasn’t open to the ideas of others who I might at first disagree. And I’ve never had a problem finding a way to do the work in a way to please me and whatever boss I had - or at least satisfy them.” “These 60 Minutes correspondents, led by Scott Pelley, seem to think they are the guardians of journalistic integrity. But it’s worth remembering how that show works.” “Like all these TV magazine shows, as prominent as the correspondents who narrate on cameras seem to be, these shows are producer driven and these correspondents become famous largely because of the good work of producers who do the interviews, writing, supervise the shooting and editing of the pieces. The correspondents get to become big stars that way on a show that has the best lead-in on TV - the NFL on Sundays.” “So these people are a little self-important to say the least.”
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Quite possibly the best video in internet history.

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Getting spectrum into the market drives down prices for consumers, strengthens competition, and advances U.S. leadership. Thanks to President Trump, America is back in the game. Today, the FCC kicks off the first spectrum auction in four years! Good luck to all bidders!
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101-year-old World War II veteran Don Graves — the last surviving flamethrower operator from his battalion, which fought on Iwo Jima — sings “God Bless America” at the National Memorial Day Parade.
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Remember when Cleveland had Rockefeller, Carnegie, Paul Newman and Roger Penske. Good times...
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Drop whatever you’re doing, folks NASCAR great Kyle Busch, while sitting in traffic, encounters a fan wearing a Kyle Busch hat RIP legend

Wow, RIP Kyle Busch. Just 41 years old and still an active NASCAR driver. So sad for his family, that’s terrible. 😞
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Cade Smith's 9th inning was quicker than me in the sack with Pam Anderson.
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One of one. Forever Rowdy.
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The HR department exists for one reason: to perpetuate the HR department.
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WWWWWindians!!!
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