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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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Money and gender affirming surgeries
What is Elon's big secret to looking younger in 2024 and today than he did 25 years ago?
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
Insane video of a Tesla on FSD driving through a railroad crossing with its barrier down a second before a train arrives.
Tesla FSD crashed through railroad gate at oncoming train, owner says electrek.co/2026/04/15/tesla… by @fredlambert
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
For those who don't know, The Boring Company built a hyperloop tunnel in Vegas that goes from the convention center to the Strip, and the "technological marvel" is *checks notes* a bunch of Tesla Model Y's driving through the tunnel. And not at high speed rail speeds. Oh, and it cost over 50 million dollars for 1.7 miles. Elmo is lying through his teeth. Again. Disclaimer: Sadly, I'm an equity holder in The Boring Company. Or should I say bagholder, because Elmo has run it like shit and I've basically written off the investment as a loss at this point.
The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
Are we in the future now?
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Should men like Elon be required to disclose that they used to be ugly AF before getting a woman pregnant? I mean, I'd want to know if my kid was gonna be bald at 17.
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
Any update on this @elonmusk ?
We still don’t know what kind of “Kung Fu practice” Elon Musk had with Ghislaine Maxwell. I guess some things will always remain a mystery.
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
A JURY JUST FOUND ELON MUSK COMMITTED FRAUD A San Francisco jury ruled today that Musk intentionally misled Twitter shareholders to manipulate the stock price and buy the company cheaper than his $44 billion offer. 1/ Musk agreed to buy Twitter at $54.20 per share. Then he started tweeting that 20% or more of Twitter accounts were bots. Twitter's own CFO testified the real number was closer to 1%. Musk knew. He said it anyway. 2/ The tweets tanked Twitter's stock price. That was the point. Musk wanted to renegotiate the deal for less or walk away entirely. He used his 100M follower platform to manipulate the value of a company he was contractually obligated to buy. 3/ A jury of eight people just looked at the evidence and said this was fraud. Not alleged. Not accused. Found liable in federal court. 4/ This is the same man running DOGE. The same man with direct access to every federal database, payment system, and personnel file in the United States government. A jury just said he committed securities fraud and he still has the keys. 5/ Damages are expected in the billions. The exact number hasn't been calculated yet. But the verdict is in. The richest man on earth defrauded shareholders to get a better deal on a social media company and a federal jury just said so under oath. The man who lectures the world about government transparency was just found liable for lying to investors for profit.
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This is literally Elon Musk.
Mar 11
FYI, this a 27 year-old male with aromatase deficiency (low estrogen).
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A Threads user named Laushi Liu posted dashcam footage from his Tesla Model 3 on Sunday, March 8, showing the vehicle on “Full Self-Driving” mode at 23 mph near West Covina, California. In the video, the car approaches a railroad crossing where barriers have just come down — and drives straight through them. The timing is almost poetic: this video drops the day Tesla is supposed to finally hand NHTSA the data from its FSD violation investigation, after two deadline extensions. We’ll be watching to see whether Tesla actually delivers, and what that data reveals about just how common these railroad crossing failures really are.
Tesla 'Full Self-Driving' drives through railroad crossing barriers in viral video electrek.co/2026/03/09/tesla… by @fredlambert
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“Tesla FSD almost killed me today” Watch @Tesla FSD smash through a railroad crossing barrier at 23mph as a train approaches! @ElonMusk your defective software is putting innocent lives at risk. FSD should be banned from public roads.
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
I WANTED TO GIVE EVERYONE A REASON TO SMILE AND LAUGH THIS MORNING 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I feel like Tesla transfer gate has really separated the true mindless fanboy shills from the fans that have a brain. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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My blue checkmark was taken away when @elonmusk crashed out and told me to “fuck myself in the face” over the H1-B jeets. My account is suppressed 92% because I oppose mass murder, pedophiles, Jewish supremacy and the Zionist cause. I would say that qualifies as censorship.
Replying to @realstewpeters
Honest question, why isn't X outright censoring you and everyone else that understands the ZOG? They've done it everywhere else, why not here? Yes, there's reach throttling but why not hard core censor like tiktok?
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
QuitGPT is going viral - 700,000 users are reportedly ditching ChatGPT.
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PLEASE RESHARE THIS! Trump’s DOJ was caught scrubbing Epstein Files of Trump’s name. This should be the biggest story of the year. Don’t let it die!
EXCLUSIVE: An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. Other documents that mention Trump have been taken down (and some restored). npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-s1-572…
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Kung Fu Musk retweeted
Guy destroys Elon. “You’re not one of use. You’re not the underdog. You’re not the resistance”
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“KNOW YOUR PARASITES”
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Elon Musk is father to 14 children in an attempt to pass on his superior genetics.
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This was written in 2022 on some other site that speaks to this exact thing. The "child-king."
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My favorite one was that at SpaceX, they had an entire layer engineering management whose only job was to distract Musk with fake work.
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