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Joined February 2024
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The coach shouldn't be allowed to talk to the players during the hydration break
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Holy shit substitute Ruiz 😂
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Dear twitter, Youre losing me.
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It echos when something hits my head
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Do Americans just automatically assume their cultural interpretation of everything is the only one in the world? Or am I missing context here.
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Replying to @vxmpcore_
nice work
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I think the disaster artist movie is a special kind of exploitation movie where a bunch of hollywood yuppies make fun of a dude seriously trying his best to make a movie. The scene where everyone in the theater laughs comes across as especially cruel.
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I really like the portion of the movie where they are in the process of making it as I think it reveals things that not many people know of but the rest of it just feels cruel. Also when they interview a bunch of actors ahead of the movie like they can't wait to dunk on Tommy
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With their backhanded compliments
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Nobody normal thinks this btw
I talked to an acquaintance who was into gore about the 2013 tomb raider death scenes and they were like "oh yeah it's absolutely torture and gore porn"
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pausing my online game to hear what my wife has to say
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This literally shows workers doing all the work lol
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If you're 80 then you've earned the right
Filth 🔞
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World cup referees be like
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Oi guvnah, oim fooking gay
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Just had cock on the cob
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I hope you see me not as a person but as an account
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Don't have scat fetish play on an empty stomach
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Who laugh reacted my hecking based take
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