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Balancing dog casually balancing on anything
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An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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MamaBear β€οΈπ»π retweeted
Yet more administrative failures to endureβ¦..πΎ
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Tuesday June 16,2026 7:10am β¦
73 Degree Air /65 Degree Water β¦
#GreatLakeJumper β¦
@WaddleandSilvy @LakeMichigan13 @WorldBizChicago @BlockClubCHI @HeidiStevens13
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Traveling across the world with his puppies, this man captures selfies with them in different countries. If adventure had a face, it would look exactly like these three on the road πΆvia goodhuman
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I admire work ethic. I think that it should be reinforced throughout our neighborhoodsβ¦everybody should work hard. You have to be diligent about what you want. Practice makes perfect. You have to apply yourself. You have to motivate yourself. You have to do it for yourself by yourself.
~Tupac
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MamaBear β€οΈπ»π retweeted
Have a heart that never hardens
A temper that never tires
And a touch that never hurts.
Charles Dickens
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Look who just landed in France for the G7 summit. The clown-in-chief has arrived. π€‘
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"I'll whip your ass, you get that BOY"
89 days until the #Bears regular season opener against the panthers
Here is #89 days coach telling a caller he would kick his ass!!!
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Former Browns and UFL WR/KR Kaden Davis a signing a one-year deal with the Bears, per agent @seanstellato.
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MamaBear β€οΈπ»π retweeted
Check out new bear #87 Kaden Davis blocking for the TD. @KadenDavis23
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An interesting visit that could land Cam Jordan back with the #Saintsβ¦
Is Cam Jordan making his return to the Saints? π
Cam Jordan is visiting the #Saints tomorrow to negotiate a contract, per @t_armstead72 and @nick_underhill on tonightβs livestream.
We may not have seen the last of him in the black & gold βΌοΈπ₯
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"Children left to solve their own boredom were, in the process, learning to generate their own interests. Children left to settle their own disputes were learning to read social situations and to negotiate with peers. Children walking to school alone were learning that they
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could move through the world without supervision. Children sitting for long stretches with nothing to do were learning that the discomfort of having nothing to do is a passing condition, and that something usually emerges from it.
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RETWEET if you stand with Michelle Obama!
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A bear cub wants to be friends with a deer fawn!
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