Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

Should we bring back Packy Packer? @Ticketmaster

Yo spin move in 2012 was fucking nasty

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery! Too bad whoever it is doesn't have an identity worth acknowledging and following that s/he has to copy and adopt someone else's!

Went to bed with an itchy butt, woke up with a smelly finger

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

THIS DAY COULDNT COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

@BarrynSorrell_ can you play offense?

Veteran center Will Clapp has retired from the NFL.

Pro tip: never buy a front loading washing machine

BREAKING: Trump: A lot of Somalis are low IQ people.

PFF and Madden have something against me I swear.

I hate you @keiseannixon

I ENDED TIM WALZ

When is the fraudulent daycare update coming to GTA? @RockstarGames

Start your New Year off right. 1 RT = 1 Vote @jordan3love | #WPMOYChallenge

These LeBron stats are WILD 🤯 👑 Played against 35% of NBA players EVER 👑 Played in 12.8% of NBA Finals Series in HISTORY 👑 Scored 40 against EVERY NBA team 👑 More playoff wins than 21 NBA franchises 👑 Scored 10 PTS every game for almost 19 YEARS 👑 Top 2 in MVP voting in 3 DIFFERENT DECADES 👑 Started at ALL FIVE positions 👑 Inducted into HOF BEFORE retiring 👑 Only player to score 40 PTS as a TEEN and a 40-YEAR-OLD 👑 3 HOF CAREERS with 3 different teams Happy Birthday, Bron 🐐

Pretty much the only positive to this season is Christian Watson is a bonafide WR1 and deserves a long term deal. He’s simply been incredible

Malik is legit bruh 🔥🔥