Parody Accout. Best reporter on the bread beat. the yeast rises. "Baker Breadman is a notorious goofy ass account" - r/Seahawks.
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9 Oct 2024
"My hat says all you need to know about our plan" - Mike Macdonald during today's press conference
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This is where I watched the Mariners beat the Blue Jays in 2022. Immaculate experience
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Jun 12
One ring to rule them all.
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Jun 13
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Jun 13
Mariners clobbering on the Nats while the USMNT wins 4-1.
My pup turned 1 today.
Life is good tonight.
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Jun 12
Ngl a lot of people on here being weird about Kenneth Walker not showing up for the ring ceremony is probably why he didn’t wanna show up
Yall would’ve said something if he had appeared and since he didn’t you still wanna be weird about it
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Me to my Playstation homies who will be playing Campaign Evolved.
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Jun 12
If I ever got a sleazy sportbook sponsorship, there would be signs:
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Jun 7
The 49ers canceling OTAs to avoid Aiyuk showing up & reporting to the team is so incredible.
Couldn’t happen to a better group of people
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Jun 4
Maybe the craziest Russell Wilson stat(s):
In 2017 Seattle had 38 total O TDs.
He was responsible for 37 of them.
They had 5608 O yards.
He was responsible for 81% of them.
Only team in NFL history to have a winning record despite their top RB gaining less than *300!!* yards
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Jun 3
Probably the biggest edit of my career. Extremely proud to be able to tell Russ' football story
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Jun 4
Thank you for everything, Russ. Only gratefulness from here on out
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Thank You, Football.
Love, #3
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Jun 3
Even with Myles Garrett, everyone is still expecting the Rams to blow it the next two years & trade for Joe Burrow
Jun 3
The all-in Rams can legally offer this trade in 2028, if Matthew Stafford retires once his extension ends:
LA receives: Joe Burrow
Bengals receive: Ty Simpson, 2028 1st, 2029 1st, 2030 1st
Cincinnati would also save $32.5 million against the cap, if Burrow asks out in 2028.
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Jun 3
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(after every homer he hits this season, I'll add an extra O to his name. Current count = 13)
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Jun 3
Joey Hunt will attend Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding, TMZ reports.
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Jun 3
I wonder if Peter ever blushes when he posts this stuff
Jun 3
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Everyone laughed.
He wasn't kidding.
They told him to come in tomorrow.
He nodded. And that was that.
After the wildest 24 hours of his career, a cross country flight, a media blitz, and meeting an entire new organization... he wanted to do squats.
Myles Garrett!
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Jun 2
Your reminder that Derick Hall was arguably the Super Bowl MVP
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Jun 2
STEAL.
Better player than Boye who just got 20 per (and 2 years younger).
The sacks obviously weren’t there last year but the film was so encouraging in a “only matter of time” type way and we saw it in the SB.
Locking him up before the potential numbers breakout is so savvy
Jun 2
Edge Derick Hall and the Seahawks reached agreement today on a three-year, $42 million extension that could be worth up to $46.5 million and includes $21 million guaranteed, per his agents Chad Berger and Ezra J Thompson. Hall is now under contract to Seattle the 2029 season.
Hall had two sacks and a forced fumble during the Seahawks' Super Bowl LX win over the Patriots.
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