Wrote my first line of code in 1986

Joined October 2014
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🚨🚨🚨 Someone just broadcasted 5 transactions totaling 107 BTC to the Bitcoin "burn address" 1111111111111111111114oLvT2 😢😢 explorer.timechainindex.com/…
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Someone just spent $628,000 (287 ETH) sweeping 9 CryptoPunks and the wallet still holds $770K in BTC 32 ETH. If you are waiting for an official invitation to stop being bearish on NFTs, you are missing the most obvious accumulation phase in NFT history.
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I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.
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What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS
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Replying to @CounterpartyXCP
@CounterpartyXCP updates w/ @agkrellenstein - Liquidity Pools on XCP Pairs - 10 Year Rare Pepe Anniversary @TheBitcoinConf - Named Assets that start with "A" - Website Updates x.com/i/spaces/1XGygmpQgQExM…
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If I woke up tomorrow obese, with high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, fatty liver, gout, constant fatigue, and brain fog. On 6 different medications. Here’s exactly what I would do to fix them all and be off all meds… 🧵
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Here’s why you should marry a man who’s obsessed with NFTs: 1. He’ll only get emotionally attached to stupid JPEGs. Zero bandwidth left for side chicks. You’re basically dating a monk who worships pixels. 2. He has no budget for mistresses. He already blew it all on JPEGs slowly going to zero. Financially loyal by bankruptcy. 3. While 99.69% of the world calls NFTs a scam, he’s still diamond handing his monkey jpegs. That level of delusional loyalty is unbreakable. This man will never leave you. 4. He’s too busy in his art bros group chat they call a cabal plotting world domination with crypto art. You’ll never worry about him having a social life outside X. 5. He gets to call himself a Collector. Ego fully satisfied. No need for validation from other women when he’s already a visionary in his delusion. TLDR: If your husband is deep into NFTs, congratulations. You won the loyalty lottery. Still single? Go hunt a delusional JPEG maxi. They’re rare, ridiculously committed, and come pre-broke.
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It's a crazy world out there tokenscan.io/asset/HORMUZPAR…

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Here's my new bitcoin-based NFT PARTYANIMAL on Counterparty 75 Locked Issuance Initial dispenser tokenscan.io/tx/5b753b74c147…
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IMPORTANT SAFETY UPDATE—RE: VERY SCARY TELEGRAM HACKERS: Many of you know my Telegram account was hacked - by sophisticated actors who have taken control of my handle and are impersonating me to systematically target my entire contacts list. If you have had ANY contact with me via Telegram in the last week, know you are talking to a very sophisticated actor — who is about to attempt to compromise your entire digital life using using deep fake videos of me on teams or google meet, highly personalized notes based on our previous chat history, and scheduling "meetings" where they will attempt to trick you into downloading malware. I have seemingly NO recourse with Telegram — I have no way of getting into my account, accessing my contacts list, etc., and apparently, there is no way to report a handle as dangerous or compromised. Jesus, @telegram get it together. The only way to warn people is through public and private messages like this — which are almost certainly going to miss people, but the best that I can do. One thing that YOU can do, however, is help me get this message out to as many people as possible — to warn people about the "meeting" scam, wherein our "connection is glitching" and "you need to update your teams [or Google meet]." DON'T DO IT. Also, if we have any groups in common on Telegram, please post in those group that my handle is compromised. The more people know that I'm hacked — the fewer people will be duped! ANY AND ALL SHARING OF THIS INFORMATION HELPS. These scams feed on people *not knowing* how they work.
JUST A REMINDER - IF I ASKED YOU FOR A MEETING ON *TELEGRAM* THIS WEEK, THAT'S NOT ME — THAT'S A NORTH KOREAN HACKER. Stay safe! ⏰⏰⏰
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🚨🚨 Fake Rares has many many gems - new website soon btw and ofc more memetic jewelry 100% artist driven - no fees - no cut taken from artists - artists free to do what they wish - give away cards - trade- sell - burn them all - distribute thru gps coordinates- use ipfs, Imgur, ordinals, stamps, arweave. All rules are fake. THE HOME AND ESSENCE OF CRYPTOART The directory started on a Fall equinox on 2021 with the ban card FREEDOMKEK and has been one of the highlights of my life to watch it grow into what it is Fake Rares is simply a ragtag meme directory that has become the longest running artist led decentralized memetic organization in the world that has produced a dozen galleries , parties with gas lamp killer and dj q Bert, vinyl record runs, clothing, trading cards, plushies, Dynamic art, ms paint art, fake vip parties with fake beer, neon signs, fake ATM machines, masterful oil paintings, graffiti legends, hip hop legends, digital art and cryptoart legeds, done 4 month museum runs across the globe, trad art auctions with @Sothebys @artnet and more - most importantly @scarcedotcity has been the backbone of the artists dedication to physical art and collectibles and finding valuable meme enoyooors and collectors Shoutout to @PepenardoStudio @fakefakeannie @JPegKillah @robotlovecoffee @LordJamieVShiLL @Vince_Van_Dough @GoingParabolic @al_fernandz @Klutch_NFT @fabooowy and the countless other contributors for lifting up our weird little niche space that has bled into so many other projects over the years “None of this would have happened without rare Pepes and @myrarepepe @wasthatawolf and the rest of the 300 artists who started it all in 2016” - @DJPEPE_ Fake Rares fifth anniversary is approaching fast - stay glued to @FAKERARES_XCP
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"Ordinals are dead." Everyone on CT keeps saying it. So I checked the on-chain data. Here is what I found: Last 30 days: ~$49M in volume. Yet, only ~$2M came from actual Ordinals art. Wait, zoom into the last 7 days: Bitcoin just flipped Ethereum to become the #1 NFT Chain ($11.8M). But $6.8M of that volume came from just 16 transactions by 8 buyers ($X@AI BRC-20). So what the hell is actually going on? Ordinals didn’t die. They shifted. The meta transitioned from: → The Art / Culture layer (PFP meta, 10k JPEGs on Magic Eden) To: → The Financial / Token layer (OTC flows, BRC-20 speculation, whale transfers) And this is exactly why it feels "dead" to NFT people. Because the part they care about the culture and the PFPs, is dead quiet. But zoom out. The protocol is fine. Infra is stronger than ever. Capital hasn't left, it just evolved into heavy financial flows. This is what cycles look like: Culture → Speculation → Silence → Reset → New Narrative. Right now, we are in the "Silence / Reset" phase. And that’s usually where the next massive run starts. Are you paying attention?
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(2/2) Do the following before end of March. 1- post your btc/counterparty address (DM if preferred). 2- like retweet 3- to get twice as much: join my new group t.me/niftyspecials - that's where I drop new Counterparty cards and bonuses.
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(1/2) Preparing to move a pair of VERY old historical Counterparty assets pretty soon. They were created in January 2014, only a few days after the launch of Counterparty! Some units will be sold on dispensers while others will be given away. To get 1 unit of each for FREE:
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Kontor achieves 1–2 second confirmations and over 1,000 TPS through optimistic consensus and transaction encoding optimizations, all while relying entirely on Bitcoin for finality.
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Meet NINJAFREN, only 20 will ever exist. Initial dispenser with 6 cards is opening right now. First 3 buyers also get a random bonus cashback 🎁 (Pls DM txid to claim) NINJAFREN Asset Information
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I've made a new TG chat for Counterparty NFT card drops. Generous revenue sharing through nice bonuses: t.me/counterpartydrops Get in while it's early!
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Replying to @CounterpartyXCP
@CounterpartyXCP is a staple of NFT history. Listen in on new upgrade proposals with @agkrellenstein this Sunday afternoon. Study up, state your case or just listen in: github.com/CounterpartyXCP/C… New projects too... Faux Bitcorns? Rare Pigeons? x.com/i/spaces/1eaJbjremOnJX
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