Novelist. Sometimes illustrator @ kenandpencil.com. Not the New York Police Department.

Joined April 2011
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Having Shakespeare for a half-brother can’t be good for your self-worth. But there are worse things that could happen to a person, as Artie soon discovered. Order your copy of The Loudest Place on Earth wherever books are sold online.
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Don’t make deals with demigods. Order your copy of The Loudest Place on Earth wherever books are sold online.
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New York at its best is often New York at its worst. Order your copy of The Loudest Place on Earth wherever books are sold online.
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Knopf’s magnum opus, though comprehensive, is often remembered more for its author’s enthusiasm than as a prescriptive catalog of the enchanted arts. Order your copy of The Loudest Place on Earth wherever books are sold online.
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New York City. Maybe you love it. Maybe you hate it. But do you really know it? Even if you don’t, the fairies beneath Times Square do. And they want it back.
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Got one of those books you’re always hearing about coming out soon.
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“We grow tired of everything but turning others into ridicule, and congratulating ourselves on their defects.” – Hazlitt
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