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Joined December 2025
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Jun 7
Student tutor confiscated my cellphone with all my material mid exam & began making her way to the Lecturer
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May 19
Kvaratskhelia making it 3-0 Fulltime but you're already a Prem winner
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May 8
Ronaldo post game after getting dunked on by Argentina and getting eliminated
Future is reportedly set to perform at the U.S. opening ceremony for the 2026 FIFA World Cup ๐จโฝ๏ธ
(via The Athletic)
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May 7
Tchouameni might be the realest out there rn mf beat up the club captain to cover for the 18 MILLION signatures wanting Mbappe out, contract rumors,teammate beefs, injury faking accusations,the italy trip
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May 3
Birthday boy wirtz hitting the limp and leave gimmick before utd leaves him with his special gift
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May 2
Cracking jokes in class after going to the bathroom & missing the announcement that nobody got over 40% for the exam worth 50% of the grade
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Apr 27
Pressed the pass command to the ai on pro clubs & they started doing stepovers
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Apr 19
.@afcbournemouth @AVFCOfficial @BrentfordFC @OfficialBHAFC @BurnleyOfficial @ChelseaFC @CPFC @Everton @FulhamFC @LUFC @LFC @ManUtd @NUFC @NFFC @SunderlandAFC @SpursOfficial @WestHam @Wolves
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Apr 19
I found black mold under my wifeโs clitoral hood
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Apr 16
The way Thraggs putting belt to ass on these guys i wouldn't be mad if he packed everybody up & ends the show there isn't no plot armor that's gonna make him getting beat look reasonable
Never in all my days have I seen a motherfucker wind up his PUMCH so hard it literally starts to pull you in. x.com/Ironable/status/204433โฆ
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Apr 11
Gakpo watching Rio out that he's starting through connections
Apr 11
Rio Ngumoha on player nicknames
โWe all call Cody (Gakpo) โthe landlordโ as he rarely ever attends training, heโs always got other business things taking priority.โ
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