Aquarius as fuck. Small Overwatch and Rocket League streamer
Joined April 2019
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
12 Sep 2024
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
FDNY
11 Sep 2024
People hate the police and want to defund them but who was running into the twin towers? Who spent weeks on ground zero cleaning up debris looking for dead bodies and as a result they are suffering from cancer? Don’t ever get it twisted 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
As usual, John Stewart is 100% spot on.
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12 Sep 2024
On top of everything I think I just broke the same big toe I’ve broken twice before bc a step I didn’t see in the dark☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ I’d like to go schedule an appointment to be aborted now pls
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12 Sep 2024
On top of everything else that’s just bent me over and shafted me lately, my phone decided to brick out on me today and Im not eligible for an upgrade at the moment so I’m just completely fucking disconnected from everything now. 2024 can either just end or feed me a lead bullet
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12 Sep 2024
I never really understood just how much we rely on technology these days but not having phone service and having to go somewhere for WiFi makes everything 100x more difficult. On top of I’m a full time driver for work, I cannot work without a working phone. I need a fucking break
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
every 9/11 this is the only thing i can think about
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
How has this not sold….dm me
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11 Sep 2024
Like this is forreal a former US president? Who’s running for office again? And people actually vote for him?? We as a country are so doomed
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
i’m voting for the candidate who proposes the most extreme baby execution policy
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
10 Sep 2024
ALT Jen saying "Now I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer"
ALT "per se, I just think that her actions raise some questions."
ALT "like, for example, is she a dog murderer?"
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11 Sep 2024
Is it too late for me to go get aborted? That’s how this apparently works right, it’s still possible?
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11 Sep 2024
You’re one of 3 people tonight if you’re watching this debate:
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
11 Sep 2024
Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴
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11 Sep 2024
The most entertaining part of the debate isn’t even the debate itself, it’s the maga incels swarming social media talking about how he’s trashing Kamala in the debate when that couldn’t be more wrong💀
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10 Sep 2024
Oh the mind is racing tonight. It’s gonna be a long one
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10 Sep 2024
I mean on the plus note, I’ve lost the extra eight I put on the last two years lmfao
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Crab Rangoon Connoisseur retweeted
9 Sep 2024
#Colts WR AD Mitchell on QB Anthony Richardson:
"The one thing I never want to be is that bad voice in the QB's head. ... That's not one thing I want to be. I want to be very encouraging."
"The dude is special, bro. He's very special. It's truly only a matter of time with him."
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