I like butts.
Joined January 2017
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30 Jun 2017
Do ever wish you were not wearing a shirt but also wanted to not have $159 anymore? .@Nordstrom
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22 May 2022
#KidsInTheHall @BrucioMcCulloch I would like to personally thank you for the unfortunate and very near future sexual experience I will be having with my husband in which he will exclaim that his climax is his “little secret” and “no one can know.”
8 Nov 2020
Idk guys his base seems pretty legit.
7 Nov 2020
All the kids in elementary school that bit people when they were losing at Connect Four grew into adults standing outside the AZ state capital rn.
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Nicole Ash Bailey retweeted
6 Nov 2020
FLIP, FLIP, FLIPADELPHIA! ☀️🔔
6 Nov 2020
Never has the title of a television show been more true. 😎 🇺🇸 #philly
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6 Nov 2020
Biden: 264
Trump: 214
264 - 214 is 50.
50 US states counted except for Nevada is 49.
50 - 49 is 1.
1 Washington Way... WE GOTTA GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE! @ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang
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16 Sep 2020
Mythology is scarier to me than Christianity. The punishments when you die are so much worse.
Having birds eat your eyes everyday and you can’t move?
Rolling a ball of shit up a hill and it falls back down?
That’s a dung beetle.
I’m thinking of dung beetle.
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15 Sep 2020
*My husband eating oatmeal*
Me: You like that?
Huh?
You like your adult baby food?
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14 Sep 2020
Can I collect restitution from my parents for hating my personality?
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Nicole Ash Bailey retweeted
9 Sep 2020
Thank you Mr. President, for not creating a panic. This has been the most chill 9 months.
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8 Sep 2020
ANYONE....ANYONE PLEASE.....
Please explain to us mere European mortals how anyone can (still) support this man after reading this and the overall mess he is making?
What is the appeal?
Who are the people who support him?
We want to understand...we really do.
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