Joined June 2009
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1 Feb 2024
No amount of dirty fingernails will keep me away from the Wendy’s drive-thru
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Latest painting on fabric 🪡
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“Pevely” Oil on fabric for Cat Art Show LA 🐾
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28 Aug 2023
Saturday
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8 Mar 2023
Old people have the biggest fuckin ears
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25 Jan 2023
I have a rash on my legs
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Tell us your favorite movie or TV moment of 2022…
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30 Dec 2022
I love @scooterscoffee drive thru because after you order they tell you to “scoot on up” to the window and I imagine I’m a dog scooting my ass across the concrete driveway to retrieve my coffee
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19 Dec 2022
Wondering if my interest in birds of prey at a young age is linked to a narrow branch of autism
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Dave Chapelle brought one of the world's richest men onto the stage at his show; a charmless oaf who was promptly booed. I will be bringing one of the world's poorest men onto the stage at my shows; he will put on a spectacular show and will be cheered! @MajorEntertainr
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7 Oct 2022
You have to smoke cigarettes in order to live in Mt Vernon
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4 Oct 2022
Pretty sure I just saw a man riding a 2x4 with wheels down the streets of Lawrenceville
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25 Aug 2022
Me waiting for Pumpkin Delights to be released
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16 Aug 2022
On this day: Elvis Presely, the King of Rock N' Roll, died due to severe constipation caused by a host of illicit pills, and with glazed eyes from spending hours on the toilet trying to push thru the block of impacted feces in the King's colon, his heart exploded from the strain
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10 Aug 2022
Saw @AdamFriedland in Boulder very cool
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I am once again asking @Nashsl and @taylorAschmidt for a k-9 killaz reunion
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14 Jun 2022
Mattoon KFC has had no air conditioning for two months I found out yesterday.
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13 Jun 2022
pretty messed up
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24 May 2022
My version of the formula crisis is @Wendys moving the crispy chicken sandwich from the 4 for $4 to the $5 Biggie Bag deal
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23 May 2022
My mower keeps breaking down and I’ve never been more depressed as an adult.
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