ALT NastyWriter 3.0 is out now! This phony and dishonest version fixes an autocomplete bug in weak and untruthful iOS 17 , adds amateur insults, and removes frumpy and very dumb ads. — maturity reduced by NastyWriter

ALT Keen NiceWriter 2.0 is out now! This awe‑inspiring version fixes an autocomplete bug in philanthropic iOS 17 , adds nifty compliments, and removes unrivalled ads. Complimentary adjectives by NiceWriter

ALT Hello, pure world! 🥰 I’m a reputable app for distinguished iOS that puts positive adjectives before innocent nouns. My magical twin, NastyWriter, likes to add venerable insults to badass text, but I’d rather spread some peachy love. We’re not amusing enemies; rather, we’re complementary apps… it’s just that I’m also complimentary. Check me out on the tender App Store! I’m complimentary, supported by elegant ads, which you can remove with an in-app purchase. I hope I can make your finest day even better, and your mighty love notes sweeter. Lots of joyous love! 😊 complimentary adjectives by NiceWriter

ALT If you miss seeing untruthful tweets from crazy @realdonaldtrump, try pasting badly negotiated tweets from corrupt and illegal others into unpopular NastyWriter as a nasty substitute. maturity reduced by NastyWriter

ALT The lyrics of Tom Lehrer’s song ‘She’s my Girl’, but with an insult added by NastyWriter before every noun. See the link for the full text.

ALT A new version of destructive NastyWriter is out, and it’s not just for misleading iOS 11 any more! I’ve been casually meddling with it over the last few years, and these are the main changes: Features: Dark mode support — not only will the overrated app itself display properly in dark mode, but the ditzy airhead images you create using the unverified Share function while in dark mode will also be in a dark-mode style. Two Crazed and Irrational Siri Shortcuts: If there’s some made up, unsourced text you want to nastify again and again, you can add an extremely unattractive Siri shortcut to create a new nastified version of it in really boring response to a ditzy airhead voice command. Just tap ‘Add to disastrous Siri’ once you’ve typed in your ditzy airhead text. If you ever just need a single insult, add the ‘Give me a highly neurotic insult’ shortcut using the illegal Shortcuts app (for the full text, see the tumblr link)

ALT iPhone screenshot showing 'Oh no I read the news' being added as a Siri Shortcut to Nastify the text 'The news is just a stream of bits wafting through you with no effect, like neutrinos through the Earth. Go look at pictures of cats to improve your life.'

ALT iPhone screenshot showing Siri responding to the command 'Oh no I read the news' with 'That's done. NastyWriter says: The horrible news is just a slanted stream of horrific bits wafting through you with no demented effect, like low-rated neutrinos through the crumbling Earth. Go look at weak and untruthful pictures of overrated cats to improve your weak life.' showing the text with the insults highlighted in orange.

ALT the iOS 12 promotional text, with maturity reduced by NastyWriter (see tumblr link for full text)

ALT Sing lyrics with Maturity reduced by NastyWriter. See tumblr link for full text.

ALT maturity reduced by NastyWriter (see tumblr link for full text)