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water may taste like nothing, but truly, nothing tastes quite like water
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when the jiujitsu teacher said to switch positions the lyric playing was “switching the positions for you” by ariana grande and we all looked at each other like :000
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someone liked this recently so i’d just like to report that i have my blue belt, idk about zuck tho
apparently zuck’s been doing bjj and now i can’t stop because i don’t ever want him to be better than me. if he gets his blue belt before i do i’m gonna flip
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beat him to purple belt
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“you know when you put on a brand new plushy sock? that’s how i feel when i see you after a long day”
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jeffrey demure
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steven just called pochacco “ripoff snoopy”
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panic! at the costco
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man i just finished all of @kileyreid’s books and idk what to read now
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yeah i only use x.com for complaining to brands now actually

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the way everyone on selling sunset says cassandra’s name with a british accent cause it’s how chelsea says it
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“wait, only one in ten lightning bugs is willing to hug this guy?”
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i think this charity sold my data to a bunch of other charities and now i’m getting transphobic fundraiser mail tf
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every time i email a business saying hey since the order hasnt shipped can you make x changes, IMMEDIATELY a shipping label is created so they don’t have to make the changes i’m asking for :’)
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no matter what i watch if i see jeremy allen white in it i assume it’s set in chicago
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youtube ads with chewing sounds….why
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deadlines are so made up
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i was laughing at someone for saying “tape” when referring to a youtube video, but today i called a tiktok a “video” so
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“am i a skank? am i a skunk? a skank hunk?”
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pls why am i seeing more and more people spell "fleshed out" as "flushed out"
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"this initiative still needs to be flushed out a bit" ok....🚽???
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