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27 Aug 2017
water may taste like nothing,
but truly,
nothing tastes quite like water
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4 Apr 2025
when the jiujitsu teacher said to switch positions the lyric playing was “switching the positions for you” by ariana grande and we all looked at each other like :000
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1 Apr 2023
someone liked this recently so i’d just like to report that i have my blue belt, idk about zuck tho
27 Aug 2022
apparently zuck’s been doing bjj and now i can’t stop because i don’t ever want him to be better than me. if he gets his blue belt before i do i’m gonna flip
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7 Oct 2024
“you know when you put on a brand new plushy sock? that’s how i feel when i see you after a long day”
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28 Nov 2023
the way everyone on selling sunset says cassandra’s name with a british accent cause it’s how chelsea says it
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25 Nov 2023
“wait, only one in ten lightning bugs is willing to hug this guy?”
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16 Nov 2023
i think this charity sold my data to a bunch of other charities and now i’m getting transphobic fundraiser mail tf
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14 Nov 2023
every time i email a business saying hey since the order hasnt shipped can you make x changes, IMMEDIATELY a shipping label is created so they don’t have to make the changes i’m asking for :’)
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11 Nov 2023
no matter what i watch if i see jeremy allen white in it i assume it’s set in chicago
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17 Aug 2023
i was laughing at someone for saying “tape” when referring to a youtube video, but today i called a tiktok a “video” so
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25 Jul 2023
pls why am i seeing more and more people spell "fleshed out" as "flushed out"
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25 Jul 2023
"this initiative still needs to be flushed out a bit" ok....🚽???
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