I got married today!

Hi @Aashiek Please check your DM's. I messaged you

Five years since my pinned tweet 🎉❤️🎊

Missing Eusebius McKaiser. We probably would have had a book, Could I Vote PA or Could I Vote Action SA by now. In time for what looks like being a chaotic election season

I’m not an expert on bad first dates, but this might be the funniest 😂 Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 😂

Agreed

We are sending our kids to school to memorize facts that AI can retrieve in 0.3 seconds. We're grading them on essays that AI writes better than their teachers. We're preparing them for jobs that won't exist by the time they graduate. The entire education system is training humans to compete with machines at what machines do best. That's not education. That's sabotage. The schools that survive will teach thinking, not memorizing. Creating, not repeating. Discerning, not obeying. Every other school is a museum that doesn't know it yet.

It is with profound sadness that we honour the passing of Dr Diana Ferrus - cultural icon, literary giant, and cherished member of the UWC community. Her words restored dignity and helped bring Sarah Baartman home: uwc.ac.za/news-and-announcem… #IAmUWC

COMPETITION: GRWM, a day on campus or your favourite Udubs spot. First-year students are invited to share their first days at UWC for #IChoseUWC. Entries close 28 February 2026. Read the Terms & Conditions: bit.ly/IChoseUWC-20261 #IAmUWC

So @PRASA_Group @MetrorailWC where are the trains you promised would be up and running this month on the Central Line? You set the deadline, you missed the deadline.

Non-league Macclesfield FC have knocked holders Crystal Palace out of the FA Cup. Football journalist Adam Diouri tells Sky's @LeahBoleto that the shock result is "something straight out of fantasy" ⬇️ Read more 🔗 trib.al/AJV76YD 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube

England become the 25th country to qualify for the 2026 FIFA World Cup - see every nation that's booked their place 👇

Happy 828!!! I know so many of you are hoping for an announcement. No news yet but feeling excited. Very grateful for the continuing support of our execs, producers, and all of YOU! Keep the faith. 👊🙏✈️ #Manifest #Spinoff

Wow. The xenophobia from many South Africans is intense now. Are we really going to deny someone healthcare? Is this where we are now? Do we really dissolve our humanity at the altar of nationalism? Really?

Nottingham Forest have rejected an offer from Newcastle for Anthony Elanga ❌ Sky Sports News understands the offer was worth around £45m 💰

[READ] While individuals with substance use disorder (SUD) undergo multiple mental and physical health assessments during recovery, one critical area remains consistently neglected: oral health. #IAmUWC

Ange gets to live out one of the most iconic quotes of all time in football, while #MUFC certify themselves as one of the biggest laughing stocks of a club in history x

[READ] As the last graduate leaves Jakes Gerwel Hall, Aunty Margie picks up her broom and gets to work. Margaret Van Wyk, the heart behind every clean sweep, is UWC’s Graduation Hall guardian. #IAmUWC #UWCGrad2025

[WATCH] "We are expecting it to be a much simpler process but he will lie in state", Archdiocese Johannesburg, Cardinal Stephen Brislin tells @_BongiweZwane that Pope Francis published regulations for the church to simplify the funerals of Popes. #UpdateAtNoon #SABCNews

[READ] Danielle Hector smiles broadly when she talks about the University of the Western Cape being an integral part of her life—from toddler to young graduate. #IAmUWC #UWCGrad2025

8 - Jacob Murphy has assisted Alexander Isak eight times for Newcastle this season; the most by any Premier League player for a teammate across all competitions. Link-up.