""If I imagine myself sucking Musk's dick hard enough I promise I wouldn't be a poor 29 year old virgin son of a bitch who has to worry about my rent going up and my wages not keeping up with inflation and the only things to keep me going are energy drinks and antidepressants.""
"Elon Musk is a loser! He doesn't deserve $1 trillion, he's evil and he's never done anything for humanity!"