Joined December 2013
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May 13
Yo... I'm out here looking for my Mommy Not a stepmom, not a regular mom... I'm talking FULL mommy. The one who tells me "good boy" and I immediately start malfunctioning. Need someone who can tuck me in, make me eat my veggies, then ruin my life in the sweetest way possible.
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Apr 15
Im looking for a girlfriend/wife/partner/love of my life What u have to do; - Cook - Clean - Little bit of gardening - Feeding the cat - Give headpats What I provide; - Free housing - All expenses covered - Allowance of 150euro a week Only serious inquiries, dm asap!
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Mar 10
I love car
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Mar 9
New car new me
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Feb 24
how does one get a partner in the big 2026?
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Jan 16
Im hiring a woman to become my wife, please apply in dms. ✌️😎
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23 Dec 2025
Can someone get me a (goth) girl for christmas
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17 Dec 2025
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10 Dec 2025
what a man gotta do for a little bit of love ✌️
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10 Nov 2025
why do people tell u to go touch grass to find a girl, but whenever i go outside i see no girls?
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31 Oct 2025
Gonna dress up as a dog this halloween, hope some nice girl will be real and leash me πŸ—£οΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
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23 Oct 2025
Currently looking for either a gf or a cat, if u have any of these please dm πŸ™
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21 Oct 2025
I think nobody sees my tweets anymore πŸ’”
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20 Oct 2025
I need friends to have lots of sex with, dm me asap
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8 Oct 2025
Lowkey cant be a chill guy anymore
27 Aug 2025
End of a era πŸ™
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8 Oct 2025
Is it gay to love ur dad?
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6 Oct 2025
Thanks everyone that wished me a happy bday yesterday !❀️ And to everyone that forgot, hope god forgets ur prayers aswell. AmenπŸ—£οΈπŸ’―πŸ™
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29 Sep 2025
What does a man have to do nowadays to get flamed by a german girl??? πŸ™„
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8 Sep 2025
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