A Scotās Lament fur her American Fellows (Oan their election of a tangerine gabshiteĀ walloper).
America, aw whit ye dain?! How could ye choose a clueless wain Ti lead yir country? Who wid trust A man sae vile?! A racist, sexist eedjit Wi a shite hairstyle? Yet lo, ye votit (michty me!) Ti hawā¦
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