Dad, Chef, Conservationist, Creeker, Ally. I’m only here to watch #Twitter burn to the ground.

Joined March 2009
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30 Jul 2019
Almost without exception, if you’re reading this, your quality of life is 90% better than the population of the earth. Meditate on that for a moment. Then do it again tomorrow and the next day...
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13 Dec 2022
Culver’s is a decent burger, but I think it’s mostly because of their standard condiments are a bit different. That said, the crispy chicken sandwich is a disaster. I honestly cannot figure out why fast food can’t figure this out. It’s perplexing.
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11 Dec 2022
Neither of which are actual pronouns.
11 Dec 2022
My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
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11 Dec 2022
#pacersgamenight Let’s go Blue!
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10 Dec 2022
#restaurant Hot Tip- Reconsider the term “side work” in your restaurant. It diminishes the importance of those tasks. That term often includes some of the most detailed tasks we do in hospitality. It should be treated as such.
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I’m not celebrating someone losing their job, but I AM celebrating not having to turn the station from @1075thefan in the middle of every day. Big win for me.
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Neal Brown retweeted
If Nembhard went 5th in the draft and you watched tonight’s game you’d wonder why he went so late. This is insane. He’s doing everything.
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Perspective. It’s what’s for dinner.
In the summer of 2017 Paul George requested a trade. Through numerous deals, the Pacers have now turned George into: Tyrese Haliburton Andrew Nembhard Buddy Hield 2023 1st Round Pick 2207 2nd Round Pick It’s almost hard to fathom how well that’s turned out.
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Can I turn it off now? I should right? This is my sign to go to bed isn’t it?
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Matty Ice reads your tweets. #Deepball
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I can’t tell who is important here anymore.
29 Nov 2022
We know it’s your job to tweet, but we’d all be fine if you took the day off.
RTDB.
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Neal Brown retweeted
I didn’t know this was an argument but in order: 1. Collards 2. Turnips 3. Mustards This is the definitive Oder of greens.
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14 Nov 2022
Sounds like a head coach to me.
Any given Saturday.
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14 Nov 2022
Winning is the best deodorant. #GoColts
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13 Nov 2022
Live look at every #Colts fans emotional state.

ALT Viacoin Back In Roller Coaster GIF

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13 Nov 2022
You’re damn right I’m back on Twitter for this @Colts game.
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31 Dec 2021
Happy New Year! Health, love, friendship and peace of mind is what I hope for in 2022. And I hope the same for you. See you in 2023!
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30 Dec 2021
The CDC asks that you don’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
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27 Dec 2021
Just posted a photo @ Indianapolis, Indiana instagram.com/nealjbrown/p/C…

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