Dad, Chef, Conservationist, Creeker, Ally. I’m only here to watch #Twitter burn to the ground.
Joined March 2009
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30 Jul 2019
Almost without exception, if you’re reading this, your quality of life is 90% better than the population of the earth. Meditate on that for a moment. Then do it again tomorrow and the next day...
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13 Dec 2022
Culver’s is a decent burger, but I think it’s mostly because of their standard condiments are a bit different. That said, the crispy chicken sandwich is a disaster. I honestly cannot figure out why fast food can’t figure this out. It’s perplexing.
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11 Dec 2022
Neither of which are actual pronouns.
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10 Dec 2022
#restaurant Hot Tip- Reconsider the term “side work” in your restaurant. It diminishes the importance of those tasks. That term often includes some of the most detailed tasks we do in hospitality. It should be treated as such.
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9 Dec 2022
I’m not celebrating someone losing their job, but I AM celebrating not having to turn the station from @1075thefan in the middle of every day. Big win for me.
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Neal Brown retweeted
6 Dec 2022
If Nembhard went 5th in the draft and you watched tonight’s game you’d wonder why he went so late.
This is insane. He’s doing everything.
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7 Dec 2022
Perspective. It’s what’s for dinner.
6 Dec 2022
In the summer of 2017 Paul George requested a trade. Through numerous deals, the Pacers have now turned George into:
Tyrese Haliburton
Andrew Nembhard
Buddy Hield
2023 1st Round Pick
2207 2nd Round Pick
It’s almost hard to fathom how well that’s turned out.
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5 Dec 2022
Can I turn it off now? I should right? This is my sign to go to bed isn’t it?
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4 Dec 2022
I stumbled upon this official @NSAGov video and it’s absolutely BoNkErs.
youtu.be/AnjLjIbeu8s
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29 Nov 2022
We know it’s your job to tweet, but we’d all be fine if you took the day off.
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Neal Brown retweeted
15 Nov 2022
I didn’t know this was an argument but in order:
1. Collards
2. Turnips
3. Mustards
This is the definitive Oder of greens.
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14 Nov 2022
Sounds like a head coach to me.
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31 Dec 2021
Happy New Year! Health, love, friendship and peace of mind is what I hope for in 2022. And I hope the same for you. See you in 2023!
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30 Dec 2021
The CDC asks that you don’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
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