Fat guy who knows C . Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.
Joined April 2011
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31 May 2012
Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"
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20 Jul 2024
What, nobody made an (un)official logo for #ClownStrike yet? ๐คก Don't worry, Team NeckbeardHacker has you covered.
Get the shirt here: teepublic.com/t-shirt/631768โฆ
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31 Jul 2014
Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.
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13 May 2023
FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow ๐
NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend ๐
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6 Apr 2023
First U2 now this
6 Apr 2023
the bitcoin whitepaper ships with every mac ๐คฏ
open /System/Library/Image\ Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
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31 Mar 2023
send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch
31 Mar 2023
oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elonโs posts
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15 Mar 2023
Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.
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12 Mar 2023
That's what they call a short squeeze I guess
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12 Mar 2023
And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?
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25 Jan 2023
bump
1 Apr 2014
"No one is irreplaceable" muttered the CEO to himself repeatedly, struggling through "Teach Yourself PHP and MySQL" at 3 AM.
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16 Jan 2023
this guy gets it
the cloud is a couple of rsync calls held together by a bunch of bash scripts
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21 Dec 2022
Ummm... Only twitter blue votes counted?
x.com/NeckbeardHacker/statusโฆ
19 Dec 2022
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
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19 Dec 2022
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
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895 votes โข Final results
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22 Nov 2022
"I have a great idea for an app, I just need someone to code it for me! โน๏ธ"
- Elon fans currently giddy about "overpaid" Twitter engineers getting "fired"
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18 Nov 2022
Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)
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