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In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.
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god fucking damnit
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my toilet is god and commands me to eat fiber but i don’t wanna
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The gay thoughts, they’re so powerful. I can’t keep fighting them. I’m losing myself. All I can think about is cock, and not just Trump’s, but Elon Musk’s and Nancy Mace’s (🏳️⚧️?) too.
Please, patriots, send prayers. 🇺🇸🙏
I won’t give up.
MAGA 🇺🇸
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Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this
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Just registered a new business called Iran LLC and set up a bank account
50% chance that $300 billion mistakenly gets sent to it
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA I WANT YOU TO GO INTO THE NEAREST COOKOUT OR BOJANGLES AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW. THEIR MONEY IS NOW YOUR MONEY
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Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband
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And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit
Happy 250! Thousands of rednecks on the front lawn in front of a fight… What could possibly go wrong?
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This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.
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One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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