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Snoozin' SaranWrap @NeenerFreal

i am a musician and industrial laborer (i enjoy naps and leftovers)

Joined November 2022
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Snoozin' SaranWrap@NeenerFreal
Apr 30
Check out this revolutionary new exercise I invented
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Using the toaster oven in the rail office to darken some dank smelling sourdough a coworker brought to share. Immediately after that I'm finna rush safely to the kitchen to generously apply butter then walk briskly back to the "area of operations" while maowin' downs 1/
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Somewhat sad, but mostly just interesting to consider the amount of every occurrence/phenomenon that is the result of sheer inertia or habit
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Happy as a fucking clam here
Mykhaïlo Golub@golub
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Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈
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Captain 40Grit
@Capblyatbeard
Jun 15
Replying to @JCFights
It’s like tag but gay
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Peter@twowaysmet
Jun 14
In the next twenty years we will see rhoticity disappear from all English accents, replaced entirely by the rounded "W".
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dr. k@kittensnotkids
Jun 14
Replying to @lil_vintage_toy
Mine's an Etsy listing, someone had a sort of old-fashioned locket or cameo style necklace but it was a sepia-tone antique looking picture of a sock monkey.
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Anyone still have that Lyndsey graham handjob video?
Dr. Vril@Sukmaiweewee
Jun 15
Replying to @henri_fjord
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Mael@shutupmael
Jun 14
Replying to @cavempty_
I'm in a real situation while cooking and they put me on an hour long ad, up to my fucking elbows in whatever this time and I have to give a nose kiss to the skip button, makes me imagine bombs over san francisco
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Casting sigils for the frac to get jammed up
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RT @yung_coxey: Scarin the hoes by singing falsetto
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Tried to tell yall@CrackTheSkyeee
Jun 15
Replying to @blagojevism
Looks like leaches in Elk Piss sauce, no thanks.
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Truck driver on the scale was scooting back n forth for absolutely no reason like the boss from Team America

ALT Team America Team America World Police GIF
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RT @CuckservativeII: @FireWaIkWithJoe "How does this inject corn syrup into obese female blacks," the shitlib asked.
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timpeterson2001
@quikheart
Jun 15
Replying to @putagirlon
Staging it on the rainbow crosswalk is inspired.
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JC𓆋Brontoharrow@ChronianS
Jun 14
Saw the most batshit crazy ad on YT yesterday. It was Ai legos talking about secret illuminati bloodlines enslaving man for 1000s of years, and it took 5 minutes before you realize they're trying to sell an Ethiopian Bible.
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Replying to @DubzyOnceAgain
“Saying I look like ‘The BUKKAKE BOY at a Crow themed gay water sports party’ they will pay dearly. Never inviting me to Epsteins island except to laugh at me”
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Same rules at my work so now I identify slightly with all of this amerikkan nonsense
Robert Young Pelton@RYP__
Jun 14
UFC CEO Dana White stated that a lightning strike within an 8-mile radius requires an immediate shutdown. sports.yahoo.com/articles/do…
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Seems I've attracted a rather large contingent
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toymachinesh@toymachinesh
Jun 13
Replying to @Sk8Couch
Webster defined, I think if you wax pavement you should be put on a list
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HinkHall@SpamAcc93775191
Jun 13
Replying to @4urouroboros @FugeusRedux
My wife thought thousand island stare was hilarious. Less so the part right before where they discussed a missing boy getting his dick sucked in old black women voices.
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