29 | Video editor, network closet dweller, soft internet horse, certified technician of the device youโre reading this from. I fight for the users. (he/him)
Joined April 2009
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25 Aug 2024
it's really cool that my phone can describe what I'm looking at or go out to the internet to explain how different types of bleach and detergents behave with various materials but can't ever place a text cursor where I need it to be
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May 31
I promise I have been so normal about the sound design in @Madeon/@samgellaitry's Red Jacket and have only listened to it a normal number of times at a healthy and safe volume youtube.com/watch?v=CzVg1vRmโฆ
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May 31
It's wild that the WCF felt way more like a battle between good and evil than it did a sporting competition
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May 26
*cough* #NBAPlayoffs
ALT Screenshot of a message I sent on Discord at 4:54 PM on May 17, reading "Even if the Pistons lose tonight, I'll at least find peace in knowing the Cavs will get absolutely bodied by the Knicks in 4 in a hopelessly one-sided matchup they're not built for"
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Happy ice soup week Madeon fam ๐ฅณ
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Apr 30
sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist
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Apr 24
The handcrafted magic behind Apple's MacBook Neo introduction
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Apr 23
Every college studentโs MacBook getting a silicone keyboard cover and hard shell case 0.78 seconds after being removed from the box:
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Apr 20
"kill them with kindness"
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Apr 5
Arrogant blue birds changed my brain chemistry
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Apr 3
I think @Microsoft is the only company that can come out and say how much of their software is written by AI and be completely believable with absolutely no stat padding whatsoever
Well done @Copilot
ALT Dialog box from Outlook Web noting that I'm unable to send or receive email due to me using 286.3 GB of my 5 GB storage plan, directly in front of the Storage tab in Outlook showing I've used 286.3 GB of my 1 TB storage plan.
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Apr 2
I feel like this is removing the fun of handling them. *Watching * it get dented is part of the experience!
Introducing the SM58: Pre-Dented Edition.
Every unit ships with an authentic grille dent so you can skip straight to looking like you've been on the road for 20 years. Limited time only.
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Mar 22
if you sincerely believe chicago and detroit are the worst shitholes in america youโve been watching too much conservative news and no iโm not joking whatsoever
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Mar 14
I never had a doubt
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Mar 11
The PC industry had a decade to prepare. They CHOSE not to
Instead entry buyers were forced into cut down, poorly optimized laptops with 4 year old CPUs & terrible build quality. Apple called their bluff
So spare us the "surprised Pikachu" face. You had your chance & blew it.
Mar 11
The CEO of PC manufacturer Asus has revealed that the industry was not prepared for the price and quality of Apple's MacBook Neo. By @WGallagher
appleinsider.com/articles/26โฆ
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Latest Ralsei video! This time, I gave him a proper render and threw on a fur simulation. #DELTARUNE #ralsei #blender3d #rigging
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Feb 22
if y'all let #GOATMovie flop but praise Zootopia 2 I swear to god I will NEVER shut up about it
Feb 13
One team. One dream.
From the artists that made KPop Demon Hunters, Spider-Man: Across the #SpiderVerse, and producer Stephen Curry, #GOATmovie is NOW PLAYING in theatres. Get tickets. goatmovietickets.com/
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Feb 22
I'm already not going to forgive Sony for completely dropping the ball (heh) on marketing, but that's pretty par for the course.
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