Everton, dogs and a joke. Try not to take things too seriously
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Heard a noise outside, Martha kicked off so checked my camera, my absolutely dog ugly neighbour in her pajamas putting rubbish in the bin๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ normally i don't class many like that, they are attractive or not, she's absolute dog rough, shaped like an ugly ball ๐๐
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I'm made up, I've never liked Ferrari, I wasn't pleased Lewis went there, but I understand, the team very often defeat themselves, this is fantastic
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Fucking go on Lewis, absolutely smashed it today, Ferrari with great strategy as well, just brilliant
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Ooohhh princess George will be crying into his excuse book again today, Lewis twatting him and now Kimi overtaken him ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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I'm sat watching f1 little Molly has been in the garden twenty minutes or more, every now and again she pops to the back door, just see her little face, checks im still here and goes again ๐๐ I'll have to check she's not up to mischief outside and checking on me ๐๐
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My daughter is off to London in the morning to work behind the scenes at London student fashion week, I'm absolutely proud as punch, she very talented but honestly I'm frightened also, however unlikely I've been telling her to be extra careful
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Sick of seeing people moaning about the ko times, it's the world Cup, it moves around the world each tournament, just because it's middle of the night for us, it's middle of the day for half the world FFS. Not like we didn't know before hand
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I'm english, I'll always be english but my surname is Scottish, my family tree goes back hundreds and hundreds of years as Scottish, there's two towns in Scotland with my surname, we even have a clan kilt, I'll always love how the Scottish are at big tournaments
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And how they belt out flower of Scotland is absolutely brilliant, there's always the odd trouble but usually they just go and drink the place dry and have a massive party, got a soft spot for their fanbase me. I actually love bagpipes as well FFS ๐๐๐
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I didn't watch it all but I was surprised by Haiti last night, I don't know any of their players or what standard any of them play at but unlucky at times with what I did see, some nice forward attacks
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Jun 14
Been to a do, literally just in thought I'll watch a world Cup game, it blew full time as I turned on FFS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Jun 13
Fb market place, got a lawn mower and Strimmer, ideally want gone together, one offered low amount for big one?? Says together, only want big one?, left it this morning offered more, a tenner less than advert, I say, ok just for big one, says I can't afford it ffs, absolute knob
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Jun 12
Got f1 practice on, princess George Russell will be telling everyone how good he is again as he's leading, half the field are young drivers getting their first go in an f1 car ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Jun 11
Got footy on mut, listening to music with my earphones and may have had a few drinks, got a random play on, Donna Summer hot stuff just came on as I'm having a wee, ๐ a may have nearly done the dance from full Monty whilst stood there ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Neil Muirhead retweeted
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When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!"
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Jun 11
Both dogs still haven't come out of my daughters room, I'm wondering if they are all still asleep ๐ I want to check but I'm enjoying the peace and quiet ๐คฃ
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