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Jun 12
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Jun 12
Nobody checks X because X is working.
Everybody checks X because Instagram isn't.
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ThreadsDown
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Jun 12
The strongest relationship on the internet:
Meta outages 🤝 X traffic spikes
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271
Jun 12
Mark Zuckerberg: "We're restoring services."
Users: "We already moved into X."
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232
Jun 12
Instagram down for 10 minutes.
Humanity: "We survived the dark ages."
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Jun 12
Meta: "We're experiencing technical difficulties."
Users on X: "Tell us the gossip."
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Jun 12
Meta outage checklist:
☑ Refresh Instagram 100 times
☑ Restart WiFi
☑ Blame ISP
☑ Open X
☑ Realize everyone else is suffering too
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382
Jun 12
Instagram users:
"I hate X."
Instagram goes down:
"Hello X, my old friend..." 💀
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Jun 12
Meta goes down.
Elon Musk doesn't need to advertise X.
Meta users do it for him. 😂
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246
Jun 12
Meta outage lasted 30 minutes.
The relationship between X and its exes was restored immediately.
🤣
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Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, baby... I can explain."
X:
"You only text me when Instagram is down."
💀😂
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Jun 12
Facebook ❌
Instagram ❌
Threads ❌
Users on the way to X:
"Mom said it's your turn to host the internet."
😂
#MetaDown #ThreadsDown
Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, baby... I can explain."
X:
"You only text me when Instagram is down."
💀😂
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown
263
Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, baby... I can explain."
X:
"You only text me when Instagram is down."
💀😂
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Jun 12
Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, I know I ignored you for months...
But I'm ready to make things work again." ❤️😂
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Jun 12
Meta users during the outage:
"X was never my first choice."
X:
"I know."
💀
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #ThreadsDown
Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, I know I ignored you for months...
But I'm ready to make things work again." ❤️😂
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ThreadsDown
121
Jun 12
Instagram Down ❌
Facebook Down ❌
Threads Down ❌
Users arriving on X:
"My apologies. I wasn't familiar with your game." 🤝
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Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, I know I ignored you for months...
But I'm ready to make things work again." ❤️😂
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ThreadsDown
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Jun 12
Meta Users:
"X, I know I ignored you for months...
But I'm ready to make things work again." ❤️😂
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ThreadsDown
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Jun 12
Meta users right now:
"X, I never stopped loving you.
I was just exploring my options." ❤️😂
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Jun 12
Meta users right now:
🥀 "In my darkest hour, there was only one place I could turn..."
X:
"I know." 😌
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353
Jun 12
Meta users right now:
"Baby, I can explain..."
X:
"You only text me when Instagram is down." 💀
#MetaDown #InstagramDown
Jun 12
Meta users right now:
🥀 "In my darkest hour, there was only one place I could turn..."
X:
"I know." 😌
#MetaDown #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #ThreadsDown
731
Jun 12
Meta users right now:
🥀 "In my darkest hour, there was only one place I could turn..."
X:
"I know." 😌
#MetaDown #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #ThreadsDown
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Jun 12
Every social media platform thinks it's important.
Until it goes down.
Then everyone runs to X to find out why.
#MetaDown #InstagramDown #FacebookDown #ThreadsDown
Jun 12
Meta: "We'll be back shortly."
Users 30 seconds later:
💍 X, I've always loved you.
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