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He tried to take it back🀣🀣🀣 Where’d ya get the box from then buddy? And how did it magically grow an antenna?🧐🀭
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Meet Lisa Dominique, who believes someone should scare the shit out of Sue Ellen.
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Bullhorn Betty would not come to the door, even though her car was sitting in the driveway. That is fine. The notice is now pinned to her door, along with an affidavit for the court, confirming service. Under Florida law, you have 5 days to retract your statement.
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Florida law is clear: Convicted felons cannot possess tasers or stun guns. Under Β§790.23, electric weapons/devices are banned for felons, the same as firearms. @PascoSheriff
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Nerd Bot Mafia retweeted
β€œFacts are not selective. You don’t get to aim them at other people and then cry foul when they swing back around.”
And while you’re looking, remember that yours have been public for nineteen years. The one where the officer took the time to document the open sores covering your body at booking, while she called other people junkies on the internet. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on…
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And while you’re looking, remember that yours have been public for nineteen years. The one where the officer took the time to document the open sores covering your body at booking, while she called other people junkies on the internet. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on…
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So here is my offer, and I mean it sincerely: I will give one thousand dollars to anyone who produces court records showing that I was. Actual documents. Not vibes. Not β€œeveryone knows.” Documents. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on…
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I am an alcoholic. That is not a secret. I have said it in church basements, on live streams, in interviews, and probably more times than people care to hear. Recovery is not something I've tried to hide. It's part of how I got here, wherever here is. nerdbirdmafia.com/a-woman-on…
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map.nerdbirdmafia.com now has a β€œCheck nearby cameras” option that shows publicly mapped camera locations around a missing child’s last known area, giving searchers and investigators another tool to identify possible footage opportunities.
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A body wrapped in a black bag and in an advanced stage of decomposition was discovered inside the trunk of an abandoned vehicle near Iran’s World Cup training base in Tijuana, Mexico, prompting a police investigation.
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A disturbing discovery near Iran’s World Cup base has sparked an investigation in Tijuana, Mexico. Authorities confirmed that a body in an advanced state of decomposition was found inside the trunk of an abandoned vehicle near the area where Iran’s national team is staying during the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Local reports indicate the vehicle had California license plates and had been sitting unattended for an extended period.
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I find it hard to believe anyone could be this dumb. Good luck fighting this is court nowπŸ’€πŸ€£
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"Want to do a live stream and admit, on camera and for the record, to resisting arrest?" Everyone: [nods] I have never seen such stupidity. 🀣🀣🀣
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California | Family and authorities are searching for 55-year-old Kay Colwell-Pilitsis, who vanished after leaving her PiΓ±on Hills home for a walk on May 25. She reportedly left without her phone, and her purse and ID were found at home. A K9 team and Sheriff’s Aviation searched the area with no results. Anyone with information is urged to contact the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department.
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Woody Woodpecker back at it
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Replying to @drkeyedangel
The absolute audacityπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Replying to @CriminalNetworX
That’s a lot of words to say I’m a chode that doesn’t know how to take accountability.
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And that my friends, is how you troll pouty potatoes and frumpy Funyuns.
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The probable cause cited by deputies was not based on outside internet commentary, but on local calls, body worn camera footage, livestream review, and reports from neighbors who said the ongoing activity had become disruptive and concerning. nerdbirdmafia.com/newly-rele…
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