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11 Nov 2021
Just doing a PCAP with Wireshark... 🦈
(We're gonna need a bigger switch.)
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Jun 9
Hey, Anthropic, I got a Fable for you! How about the one about the boy who flew too close to the sun with wax wings?
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Jun 7
ADHD POWERS, ACTIVATE! FORM OF: ...
... I really oughta unpack that suitcase...
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...dude, I haven't made cookies in a long time...
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...wasn't there something I was supposed to do today?...
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Jun 4
Ok, one last #CiacoLive post. Was bummed I didn't get to say hi to @densem0de, and guess who sits down next to me in the shuttle back!
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Jun 4
Well #CiscoLive that's a wrap for me. A lot of people left on the list I didn't get to see or say goodbye to. Fingers crossed I'll be back next year to rectify that.
And I'll see some of you at hacker summer camp! (Assuming #DefCon doesn't get cancelled again)
ALT sleepy Ian in a hotel shuttle bus
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Jun 3
The meeting SIX (or so) YEARS in the making. Finally got to meet, in person, one of my favorite people in the planet @d0rkph0enix.
#CiscoLive
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Jun 3
All the security sessions have been great, but I've been especially looking forward to this one. #CiscoLive
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Jun 3
Sitting in the NetVet area hoping someone will explain to me what this Mythos thing is... #CiscoLive
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Jun 3
Ok #CiscoLive it's day 3 and there's still too many of you I haven't seen yet! Keep an eye out. I'll look just like this, except I'll have pants on (or will I?)
And remember to dial C-I-S-C-O (2-4-7-2-6) ☎️
ALT Ian being silly
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Jun 3
My life is complete. I finally got to meet @vlinder_nl in real life, AND get one of her famous Stroopwafels. ❤️❤️❤️
#CiscoLive
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Jun 1
So I got a #CiscoLive ducky, and when I found out 100% of proceeds go to a very good cause, I went back and bought him a friend. 🦆🦆
ALT a bearded goober holding a rubber ducky
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Jun 1
Licking the #CiscoLive display switches just isn't the same without @TracketPacer 😫
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Jun 1
Stickers are my love language.
#CiscoLive , come find me for some of that sweet sweet sticker love.
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Jun 1
The bus to nerd summer camp has arrived! See you in a few minutes #CiscoLive !
ALT A bunch of geeks on a bus.
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May 31
No #CiscoLive drive from LA to Vegas is complete without a stop at the Sonic in Victorville.
Be sure to look for me. I'll be the guy with the permanently blue tongue.
ALT a large Blue slushie from Sonic burger.
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May 30
Calling all phreaks! It's a @CiscoLive miracle! One batch of stickers actually arrived 4 days early, just in time for me to start driving to vegas.
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May 27
Damn. Looks like my new stickers won't arrive in time for @CiscoLive, but I'll have buckets full for @defcon
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May 26
With the proliferation of IoT sex toys, perhaps it's time for a new term for an employee's smartphone rather than calling it a "personal device". 🤔
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