Curandero of Technology 🐀

Joined June 2017
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In light of recent changes towards acceptance of bowling: If you need to go to another state to bowl, I am willing to help get you to the lanes. We don't have to talk about why you need help getting there.
Mr. Brightside is millennial Sweet Caroline.
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Anyone out there who has donated hair recently and have a good group they trust? Would prefer a group that does not charge the recipient for the donation.
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21 Oct 2021
Everything you need to know to about the Cluster that is DNS and more from @JNitterauer at the @graylog2 GO conference!
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Brandon Bruce retweeted
21 Oct 2021
If you thought Gary was just for @defcon you were wrong! Thanks for bringing him back @jivepig
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Less than one hour until my first post-Covid presentation. The nerves are running high right now! #GraylogGo2021
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next up is @NickCarstensen1, showing us the new Graylog Security app!!
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Brandon Bruce retweeted
21 Oct 2021
Tune in now!
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Brandon Bruce retweeted
21 Oct 2021
I am speaking at all the places! This will be version 3 of my container talk. So much new research keeps coming out! Apt talk is being updates to v2 right now. What a time to be alive!
20 Oct 2021
Subject to change. T2: Machine Protecting the penguin! Linux security as amour! @001bordam -- PowerShell’s Return to Power Dahvid Schloss -- First Contact with Container Security @Ell_o_Punk -- Automated Triage Collection at Scale in the AWS Cloud @tracer_tick 1/2
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Great talk @J0hnnyXm4s at Graylog GO 2021 w/ @graylog2 Thanks!
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Hey y’all! #GraylogGO is happening tomorrow Oct 21. Make sure to register! Lots to check out tomorrow!
20 Oct 2021
Don’t miss your chance to see Jim and a bunch of other awesome speakers at Graylog GO Tomorrow 10 am central time! go2.graylog.org/graylog-go-2…
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"What is a security policy without enforcement?!?" @graylog2 @J0hnnyXm4s #GraylogGo2021
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Not mine, but 100% support. Be you. Be proud. Always.
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You know who understands neuro-diversity when you say you cannot handle any more and they just hand you a glass of water and sit on the floor with you.
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Sad. @redcanary One sock slipped in with my bleach laundry and now... well...sad.
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"When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free." - Charles Evans Hughes
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Some days you just need to broadcast @Tool throughout the house. "I wanna feel the metamorphosis and Cleansing I've endured within"
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Overheard at the gas station: Exes are not Pokemon. You don't have to catch them all.
If I were a Musketeer, I would definitely be Porthos.