Platinum Castaway Club Trash | Probably on a Cruise | Mouse Accountant
Joined April 2012
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19 Aug 2019
I consider myself a great recycler due to the fact that I get money from Disney and then immediately find ways to give it back to them.
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Jacob Waters retweeted
29 May 2025
Clay Bennett has never been too good for the shirts and we love him for that
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1 Jan 2025
Just found out that my car insurance just went down by $112, so 2025 is off to a good start in my books. @progressive
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6 Nov 2024
Lost power in the office building… is this like a college professor situation? After 15 minutes can I just leave and go home?
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29 Oct 2024
Overheard someone at the office say “Hey Francisco”
*the new narrative living rent free in my head*
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5 Oct 2024
What happened to the art of fresh baked cookies at open houses? Out of the 8 homes I’ve seen in the past few weeks, the only cookies were stale, Publix rainbow sprinkle sugar cookies still in the plastic container.
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23 Sep 2024
I haven’t heard White Flag by Dido in probably 10 years, but I have heard it every day for the past week when I walk into Panera to get my bagel and coffee before work.
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16 Sep 2024
Hi @corrinnenicole please text me back it’s important (I want too book a cruise)
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Jacob Waters retweeted
12 Aug 2024
Developing the parks with fan input is like cleaning out the closet with a 6 yo
"OK, let's give away Tom Sawyer Island to make room for new toys."
"But MOOMMMMM Tom Sawyer Island is MY FAVORITE!"
"You haven't played with Tom Sawyer Island in 3 years."
"I was JUST GOING TO."
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Jacob Waters retweeted
11 Aug 2024
😈 BREAKING 😈 Villains Land is coming to Magic Kingdom with two major attractions, dining at @WaltDisneyWorld! di.sn/6019YaNlN 👀🖤 #D23 #Horizons
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Jacob Waters retweeted
11 Aug 2024
🚢 BREAKING 🚢 Disney Cruise Line will add 4 NEW CRUISE SHIPS to its fleet between 2027 and 2031! di.sn/6019YaI2B 🤯 di.sn/6019YaI2B #D23 #Horizons
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Jacob Waters retweeted
19 Jul 2024
Congratulating #CrowdStrike for reaching its carbon neutrality targets six years early through its disruption of global air traffic today!
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30 Jun 2024
Is there anything that feels more Florida than a pub sub on the beach?
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Jacob Waters retweeted
19 Apr 2024
NEW: Victoria & Albert’s at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa at Walt Disney World has been awarded a MICHELIN star.
The announcement was made Thursday evening during the 2024 Michelin Guide Ceremony in Tampa.
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Jacob Waters retweeted
12 Feb 2024
Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads
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Jacob Waters retweeted
11 Feb 2024
I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious
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Jacob Waters retweeted
16 Oct 2023
A century ago today, Walt Disney and his brother Roy officially founded the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio, changing entertainment forever. To all who have imagined with us, laughed with us, and dreamed with us throughout the generations since... Thank you. #Disney100
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