I am an alarm technician, computer enthusiast, and a person who finds the most random things about life.

Joined June 2009
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The worst part of all was when one of my friends had to change his Skype account.. obsessed idiots thought it was me and kept harassing him
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That video titled what annoys me. I think it's about time I update it.
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And I don't like going on to them and seeing a dozen or so messages from people asking me if they can have an alarm from my collection.
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Sorry to be so mean, I just have very little social media accounts on the internet where I am not frequently asked about fire alarm stuff.
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Or in fact if you're an alarm collector in general, because some of you may not realize you are obsessed, don't even bother messaging me.
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If you are an obsessed alarm collector, don't even bother trying to message me because I'm not going to answer.
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28 Mar 2016
Obsessed idiots. SMH.
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Remember the tweet about using a 4030 as an alarm clock? I did that twice this week, except I set the timer to after my alarm clock so...
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295 southbound accident account. Four... Because apparently nobody knows how to drive in winter.
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Something super rare is coming soon. Don't be alarmed.
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16 Jan 2016
Hook this up to a timer and it becomes the ultimate alarm clock. Guaranteed you'll never oversleep again.
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10 Jan 2016
I'm alarming
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@InertiaNetworks TFP is down... 173.254.238.133
27 Dec 2015
Somebody in yesterday’s lifestream requested to see what rotary phones I have. So here they are.
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26 Dec 2015

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11 Nov 2015
I am not dead.
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21 Aug 2015
Interstate 295 northbound is a parking lot between Yarmouth and Brunswick. Take route one
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20 Aug 2015
This is... the best thing Google has done in a long time. Google and YouTube are finally splitting up theverge.com/2015/7/27/90477… via @verge
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