I go up and then come straight back down. There's quite literally nothing to it. (Parody account)
Joined June 2016
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5 Oct 2016
Ayyyyyyy we back boys and girls. I am SO READY for that fifth turtle 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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28 Apr 2018
Oh boy. Let’s do dis. x.com/blueorigin/status/9903…
28 Apr 2018
Current liftoff target for New Shepard’s 8th test flight is 845am CDT tomorrow, 4/29. Livestream starts at T-15 mins on blueorigin.com
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New Shepard Rocket retweeted
19 Oct 2017
First hotfire of our BE-4 engine is a success #GradatimFerociter
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14 Apr 2017
"There's a place in space for everyone"-@cariann #spacex #abbygarrettart @ULA @blueorigin @OrbitalATK @tmro @NASASpaceflight @MarsCuriosity
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20 Feb 2017
Slowish. Getting ready for some stuff coming up sooner than later.
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9 Jan 2017
This just in: DLL (unimportant to Dragon, really) thinks that we're stupid. Sorry @JeffBezos and @blueorigin but we have to call it all off.
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9 Jan 2017
You don't really seem to realize that my purpose is entirely different than F9's. I'm not meant to do anything besides sub-orbital
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9 Jan 2017
But looks at it this way. Of the two of us, who has actually flown? You were supposed to go in 2013 and haven't. That's pretty sad
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6 Jan 2017
To be honest, I don't understand why people are so excited about Falcon 9. It's just a rocket, people. Calm down. (Plus I'm way cooler)
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10 Dec 2016
I know I'm late to the party, but RIP Mr. Glenn. Thank you for everything that you did.
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19 Oct 2016
Just because something is consistently done by an agency doesn't mean that it's easy.
Congrats to @blueorigin on today's #InFlightEscape test! Watch today's test here: youtu.be/bqUIX3Z4r3k #LaunchAmerica
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5 Oct 2016
Moment of separation. #InFlightEscape #GradatimFerociter
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