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19 Aug 2023
I've noticed in the past week my TL is getting *chock full* of all sorts of garbage ads with right-wing nonsense trending with all sorts of lies and conspiracy theory nonsense.
I'm deleting the app from my phone and won't be here as much. Find me...
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
18 May 2020
Legolas knows there's no such thing as a free prize. Legolas doesn't appreciate scammy things. When Legolas sees something scammy, he'll dump it straight into the bin. When the bin is full, he'll say "look at all of this trash." Legolas will heave the trash into the dumpster!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
The Legolas plops plog the urinal badly as the place reeks up. The Grimace keeps squatting and grunting. The Bent Clown walks in to take a wizz but walks right back out. He isn't about to enjoy that bathroom. It's so nasty!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Jun 13
Legolas and Grimace meet up for lunch and eat a bunch of Dollar Doubles and fries. But alas, they get the gurgles and must unload in the lavatory! The stall is is use, so Grimace squats into the trash can. Legolas plops it out in the urinal! Oh the humanity, the smell!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
May 28
The Bent Clown goes to use the urinal. It's badly clogged. The log has flies and even a moth! The Bent Clown wizzes on the log. The urinal water overflows. The Clown's shoes get drenched in wizz!!!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
One sip of Legolas' wizz will make life beautiful. Legolas will wizz on the Grinch's unsavory face before blazing a fatty and melting that countenance clean off. Tom Nook will spark the bong. The old woman will squat and stone.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
14 Apr 2025
Legolas will be sharing expert insights and strategies to help you roll a fatty with bible pages. Legolas knows how to smoke the Book of Job. Legolas will puff the holy ghost!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
May 28
Legolas will squat out s prime log in the Hardee's urinal. The Legolas log will flop on the urinal cake and get moist. It's not pleasant!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
27 Dec 2025
The Grinch didn't predict finding the Bent Clown in the Wendy's stall. Legolas left that foe there. The Bent Clown lacks arms. Legolas ripped them clean off. The Sea Hag is in the second stall engaging in self pleasure.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
20 Nov 2025
Here's what Legolas shipped @YouWareAI
1. The Grinch's head but unrefrigerated so it reeked out and is half gelatinous.
2. The Bent Clown's entire lower half. Nobody knows where the rest went!
3. Some foe's burnt torso. No head or limbs included!
It's all so smelly.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
May 14
Legolas will will be fashionably late. Legolas is late because he was busy on the Grinch's head! Legolas let go and McF'd it up. There's nothing left!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
May 10
Legolas will send the Grinch to Pizza Planet when he slams a Papa John's box smack into the green fiend's face! The Grinch's head will go orbital as his unsavory body sags. Legolas will punt the body so it thuds across the battlefield. Tom Nook drinks Papa dips bc he's stoned!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Mar 10
The Sea hag double thumbs herself as Tom Nook puffs the 5 pound fatty. It's kush city! The old woman is stoned and eats a box of laundry detergent. Legolas doesn't appreciate that! Legolas will squat into the BK urinal. It will reek!
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Donald Trump is the biggest #loser of all time. Anyone who supports him is a loser. Loser
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Mar 22
Legolas will make the Grinch more flexible. Legolas will bend the Grinch's legs up his back end then fold the nasty green fiend in half. The Grinch will blow out a load into the Bent Clown's face. Legolas doesn't care! Legolas will stuff the Grinch in the Wendy's urinal It reeks!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Mar 30
The Sea Hag will rotate and give you a chub. Legolas doesn't want to see that!
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Mar 27
Legolas
Legolas gets up early for the old battle. Legolas will get Tom Nook. Tom Nook is stonier than Mount Rushmore. But not even Tom Nook is as brain goo batty as Donald Trump 45th and 47th FAKE president of the United craphole of America.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Feb 26
Tom Nook will be a claimer. Tom Nook smoked 4 blunts on the way over and is so stoned he chucked his pants into the road. Tom Nook takes a wizz on the door and spanks it off. Legolas hauls to take Tom Nook home. The old woman lights a new fatty and pops a bread roll in herself.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Your mom will appear in Legolas fridge . Legolas will dog it.
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Legolas will shove these protein bars clean up the Bent Clown's behind. The foe will squeal. Tom Nook will puff his 18th blunt of the day. An old woman will stone. The Grinch unplogs the Wendy's urinal. A foe's head was lodged in it! Legolas' handiwork. Delightful
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Nex' - Florida Jaq' retweeted
Ah. Trump lost his car with Iran now Americans get to pay high fuel and food prices for the next years. You should do a $2 meal deal with 1 chicken nugget, 5 fries, and a deep fried napkin.
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