"Mambo King" | Check out my new project Mother Nite: mothernite.net
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24 May 2021
The boys are back in town but it's only one boy
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Finished baby proofing my house. No way those fuckers are getting in here
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Nick Gerlock π΅πΈ retweeted
See you all on the road!
5.31 - Lansing, MI
6.2 - Chicago, IL
6.3 - Cudahy, WI
6.4 - Minneapolis, MN
6.6 - Omaha, NE
6.7 - Wichita, KS
6.9 - Phoenix, AZ
6.10 - Los Angeles, CA
6.11 - San Francisco, CA
6.13 - Portland, OR
6.14 - Seattle, WA
6.16 - Spokane, WA
6.17 - Boise, ID
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Anti-Paul McCartney sentiment will not be tolerated
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I sense a profound stupidity from those who browse their phone at max brightness on a dark airplane
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Itβs not even the lack of consideration for others. Itβs the lack of consideration for yourself, your own fucking eyes
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Women never seem to understand when you "have a system"
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(British guy coming out as gay to his parents) Mum, Dad, Iβm not bothered to faff about with minge
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(Making conversation with a stranger at the park) The development of Halo 2 was extremely troubled,
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Robert De Niro is back at it again in "Fock My Mouth and Ass"
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First poster for βFOCKER-IN-LAWβ.
Starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Ariana Grande.
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The diversity of the candy ecosystem is in dire disrepair. You'll be hard-pressed to find a Watchamacallit or even a Zagnut bar at your local grocer, where 50 percent of the cookie aisle is now different variants of Oreos. What I'm saying is, we need government intervention
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Waluigi looks so good after her transition
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